See people they don't understand

*Munching on Mega McGriddles*
*Takes a sip off Iced McLatte*

*coughs*

Hello.

Remember when I said I'll get em details regarding Melfraps' next gig?

Well yeah here it is mates.



Melfraps' 2nd gig details:
21st February at Music Garage
4pm - 8:30pm
S$8 per ticket
Various kind of rock/indie bands including us




Performing over 5 songs with covers from respected bands' Franz Ferdinand, The Fratellis and The Strokes,
And of course our originals,
An addition of a new song to make it 3 of our own songs.


To pull off another suprise,
Melfraps has recently recruited a new bassist,
Tall, tanned, long-haired,
*coughs*Ape-looking*coughs*,
Macho sissy.

(Although I really miss having company in the train when meeting up Melfraps)
(Hais Khid, I miss you)
(And I hate you in a loving way)
(Want some McGriddles?)

Currently MF's line-up:

Vocalist: Lan
Guitarists: Roy & Zhar
Bassist: Wan
Drummer: Khai (So fareha you must come ah)

Oh and before I forgot.

Manager: Hidayah (Credits to her for finding us slots for em gigs)

All I can say about my band now,
I think we've changed rather much.



New looks,
New style,
New playa,
But that urge to rock and roll never changed.



Anyway to those who are interested,
Please don't hesitate to approach any of us,
And yes faf I'm looking at you,
It's time for you to complete your promise on coming for our second.

A year plus,
And it's only our second gig.

*points finger with angry face at the NS letter*

Understand now?
That's one of the major reasons why I hate NS.

I do hope whoever that came for our first gig,
Do come and support us again,
And bring even more people,
We need all of ya support.
Of course others who are interested in coming too.

Other than that,
I'm booking in tonight.

And I yet to talked to my officer regarding my truckload of MCs.

You guys who are reading this message,
Wish me luck that I won't get recourse or whatever's gonna make NS fuck my life further.


No more Jules-haired vocalist,
Lan

Creatures of the Damned

Roaches.

If some genie popped out of my antique Nescafe jug and asked me for a species of creature to be wiped out in the whole wide world,
It's none other than roaches.

Hell,
They even exists in a game I'm playing.




And whatnot,
I'm currently going through psychological seizure due to roaches' infestation,

IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN!

WE HAVE MOTHERFUCKING ROACHES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING KITCHEN!

It's madness I'm telling ya.
There I was innocently getting my mug refilled,
While dozens of baby roaches crawling everywhere,
Mom said she did some pesticide-assault in the cabinet.

Which angered the mother roach hanging around in the cabinet,
And sent all her babies crawling everywhere to frighten us.

Especially the infamous anti-roach Lan.

So I quickly got my mug filled and went to my room,
Only to find one baby roach crawling on my hand.

Pathetic scream + slam of mug + vigorous waving of hand + WTF

Fuck.

I went to the kitchen again,
Grab my pesticide,
And saw a motherfucking mother roach crawling in my way.

*Lan switches to VATS-mode, aims for the head, R1, R1, O*

So the damn roach somersaulted,
Wriggles disgustingly,
And I left.

It's just things like this that makes me wish I had a revolver in my drawer.

They're my top priority to deal with,
Mosquitoes comes next.

Thank god cockroaches never learned bloodsucking.

*shivers at the thought of roaches on my neck*

Now now.

Melfraps will be having their second gig in the month of february,
I'll provide the details soon,
After I've familiarize with everything.

Hopefully we'll get to perform our new original as well.

A song I dedicated to my ever-so-in-love-with,




Natalie Portman. <333


I got a motherfucking roach in the motherfucking kitchen,
Lan

His life is under the gun, He got to hold everyday

Health is fucked up lately.

Had fever since Thursday,
Used up another 2 days of MC to rest at home.

Only to be attacked with high fever and chest infection on sunday.

Went CGH,
And was given what looks to be the longest period of medical leave in my life.

7 days.

Worrying.

All of us has a limit of 5 days of MC,
And mine in total,
Exceeded 15.

Sigh,
I guess I'm not that sort who's able to stay in close quarters.

I hope my in-charge will believe me now that I do not take MCs for the fun of it.

So readers,
I might not be blogging until I recovered completely,
Chances are,
I would have spent 4/5 of the day resting.

And I'm only here,

To whine.


It's killing me and taking control,
Lan

In a car with the girl, Promise me she's not your world.

Fucking Zam.

Yes,
I'm talking about you,

Fucking Nizam.

I can't believe how fucked up you are,
Dragging me into things I simply don't want to do.

And after all I did,
You fucking turned your back on me.

You,
Simply turned your back on me knowing your plans was fulfilled.

I seldom make promises,
But I promise you this Nizam.

If I were to see you outside,
I'll make your fucking life as miserable as hell.


I'm gonna tickle you to death.

For playing someone incredibly timid like me into this game.

Hotel 626

With that said,
If I can do it,
At a freaking 2am plus all alone in my room,
Why not anyone?

Face your fears everyone,
Play it to completion.

And that game's only available in between 6pm-6am.

More importantly,
Boo-hoo to faf a.k.a petrol kiosker for quitting the game halfway,
Sniffing petrol into dead sleep.

Like I've said earlier,
Zam's been a real bitch,
Tricking me into this game making up shits that you're cursed if you quit it halfway.

But when I'm done and came back to him on MSN.

He didn't reply to me,
Happily laughing at my naivety.

So yes,
It was rather an emotional last week in camp,
Negatively of course.

I had so much to complain about but ain't gonna take no risk putting it up here,
I'll rather whine.

Us,
The NPC squads,
Known to others as those that had to come back to HTA for a 3-month course,
Known to others as those who are free from bmt-style haircuts.

Heh,
Things changed.

They say we gonna pass out,
Going to Airport,
By the end of January.

Oh wait what?
Mid-February wasn't it?

So like our 3 months,
Extended to 4 months?
Actually longer than my BMT?

Free from haircuts?
What about that bmt-styled crew cut we got last week?

Damn man,
Things sure changed,
So it's like them new intakes,
They have something new to laugh about.

It's official then,
We're fooled so bad,
Everyone's unhappy,
Boo-hoo.

So there we are,
Booking back in,
Eat sleep all day,
For a good 1 more month.

Good job HTA.

Well on the positive note,
Taufik Batisah came to camp for a show,
And while we're eating our food in the band room during our break from sentry duties,

He actually came in.

I guess that's the first time I actually saw him in person,
Going like,

*raise up hand*
"Hi guys"

And everyone goes "hello/hey/hi",
Spilling spaghettis everywhere.

A few even went "TAUFIKKK!"

Disgustingly,
They're all guys.

So yeah,
Some hours to go before booking into that same ol place where time goes by 4x slower.

Sigh,
I need a hug.


I can't fucking believe I said that,
Lan

Revenge of the Pariapa (SLN's special, starring all of the Lanny Buddies)

Seems like my first weekend of the year was spent revolving around one person.

But before I carry on with my further "plans",
Here's the picture that I've promised.



Mat: "Alamak hai, malu la aku."
Whatsername: "nk kish leh tk? hehek."
Reza: "Bleh ape salahnye, mari minum dulu!"
Lan: "Tingginye aku..."


Oh and that girl's a Slovakian,
Prettier in person,
Much prettier.

And,
Red chest..

*gulps*

So yeah Pariapa realised her mistake and quickly emailed it to me upon uploading,
Which to my promise,
I'll stop bringing things here from her old archives.

Her old archives.

So that means,
I'm officially allowed to do "others".

And because of she framing me up in front of an arabian-who-contributed-to-our-chats-only-by-laughing,

I'm back again.


With her latest post.





"- my boobs"

Humor: 6/10
Freak-out level: 8/10

Comments

Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: You're one to talk about boobs knowing that mine's are the firmest amongst everyone. And who can beat that without the pink nipples that I have? And please, stop touching yourself.

Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: Hais. Women can use their boobs to drag attention to them.. But what about men? What about me!? *cuts wrist*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: hey there i love touching myself too. come touch touch.


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: Heh... I know ladyy... I have been observing...Heh heh..


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: OMG that should be on naz's blog not yours OMG OMG. OMG Naz doesn't have a blog? OMG OMG


"- my flabby arms"

Humor: 2/10
Freak out level: 0/10

Comments

Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: Glad that you knew.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: hais. Be thankful that you can gain fats, I can't mann.. *cuts wrist and accidentally cuts the wrist bone too*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: *Still touching self*


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: I know more places that feels like a dough. Nye heh.


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: *Looking at pariapa's arm with tounge out*




"- my blanket ( sniffing it makes me steam and have wet dreams at the same time. heh)"

Humor: 1/10
Freak out level: 8/10

Comments


Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: So you actually vaporized after horribly sniffing your blanket? Learn the correct term from my master, sucker.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: Been long time since I had wet dreams, hais. I just hate the dreams I'm getting every night; getting raped by black men. *cuts anus*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: Hey I like sniffing my undies, I exploded like a bomb!


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: Invite me in next time, please. I can give you more than "dreams".


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: *Went out to pasar malam to buy a blanket*


"- his sense of humour of course, (don't care even if its lame, e.g. When sha meets matahari, evolve jadi aper? to know the ans, go ask Nazri)"

Humor: 9/10
Freak out level: 2/10

Comments

Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: Lame-O.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: Shaari's the answer. But that's not going to make my life bright as that of a matahari. I'm engulfed in shadows of pain and regret forever till death do us part. *Finds hanging rope*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: hehehe nazri's cutie!


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: I got alott of humour for ya babe, especially one that tickles. *winks*


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




"- be a 'factory' that produce babies, hah -_- "

Humor: 6/10
Freak out level: 10/10

Comments


Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: Never would I've expected you would have start selling it with wide legs and open arms, tsk.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: Sigh, I really wanted to experience giving birth as a woman, I mean I love when things gets out-of-breath and challenging. But, I'm just a boy, a stupid worthless boy. *Goes for sex change*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: Boo-hoo, that's one thing us pondans can get away from!


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: *while singing to Jet's Are you gonna be my girl* I said, Are you gonna be my factory?


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: How much per baby?





"- stop my 'factory' to continue my next generation at the age of 32"

Humor: 3/10
Freak out level: 6/10

Comments

Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: Can't handle the "heat" huh? Pathetic.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: I won't get to see that day coming. Bye. *Hangs self*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: WHY? PREGNANT LADY LOOK MORE SEXY WITH THEIR BUTTOCKS AT THE FRONT!


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: If you're doing so well, why stop it? Call me for advices: 1900-MAKING-LOVE.


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: Is there a last customer discount?



Been awhile since I used any of em buddies.
Heh.

And faf if you're reading this,
You need to know when it's enough,

Or I'll have you featured next.

*Evil grin*

Oh and to save herself,
Faf showed me this video,
And I strongly urge everyone to go watch it.

It's just,
One hilarious horny cat.




And that's for the weekend mates,
Lan

It's cold and she's shivering on a lonely street

It's never a good thing when I'm out of things to do,
Because that's when I'll find things to do.

And that itself,
Is never a good thing.

Coincidentally,
iRandom's Pariapa has been a very bad girl last night.

She refuses to pass me that picture where all the boys including me took a picture with a Slovakian girl.

Coincidentally,
I came over her blog reading up stuffs.

Coincidentally,
I came over her,

Old posts.

And that alone made my day,
I mean night.

Never would I've expected this from Pariap's blog.





GoD nO!!
SeeMs liKe yOu HaVe prOblEms WiTh tHe "ShiFt" kEy Eh?
AhaHa!!!


It's a good thing you finally changed to a better "language" now,
But still,

That shit's hilarious.


Now,
Give me that pic and I'll let you off.

Or I'll dig more of those.

Heh,
Lan

Henceforth, year 2009 has come to take control

I wanted to embed a video here,
As a gift to tall for this New Year,
But heck,

"Embedding disabled by request"

So here you go.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Yeah I know it's 2009 and stuffs and this video was made a long time back,
In fact it was for that ever-so-famous Millennium 2000.

But I just couldn't find a better video than that,
And mind you,
That's one of my top favourites in Hindi songs.

Talking about that,
I used to be one crazy bollywood freak that goes around learning em lyrics and dance moves,
And start showing off in the old bedok library with my cousins.

What else do you expect from me when I was one tiny hyperactive bastard,
Who throws the game controller to the wall after losing in some doraemon game.

Trend died soon after though,
My last hindi movie I ever watched was Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum or however they spelled it.

And I'm still in strong support for hindustan movies,
You're paying for a 3-hour show with a price of the normal 1 hour plus shows,
Even throwing all the song-breaks away,
You would still have wished that cinemas should start providing sheesha.

My childhood dream of lying beside a girl watching stars together,
Yes that came from an hindustan movie too.

And the best yet,
I have a Hindustani as my bunkmate.

And yes,
We get crazy with bollywood songs.

Okay enough of bollywood crap,
I spent my new year's eve in a not really the way I would have wanted.
But it was still fun overall.

We had sheesha,
And went over to the perimeter of fourstix and sat there watching fireworks,
I finally smoked a full cigar.

Hurray to me.

Lost my voice too,
Somehow that crazy side of me was thrown off balance that night.

To pariapa, naz, reza and mat,
I really appreciate you guys coming and let me have a real hangout this holiday.

What a waste fiza and frez can't make it,
And I'll get the pics uploaded soon here,
So watch this space.

Although it's not alot because I didn't actually get hold of the camera.
But it means a darn lot because I got to take a picture with a full-blooded Slovakian.

:D


Now now,

Almost everyone have new year resolutions posted on their blogs every year,
And as much as I always strive to be different from others,

It's just for me to reflect back when the next one comes.

Now for the previous ones and how it changed if applicable.


(2008)
So now, my New Year Resolutions.


- Finds a reason to quit smoking for. (Almost)
- Spend more quality time with my family. (Vast improvement)
- Spend more quality time with my cat. (She's getting more and more crazy, so not really)
- Do well in my studies. (Hopefully NS didn't call me up first) ( :/ )
- Have my braces taken out so I can have my charming smile. lol. (Not yet)
- Make more friends who will understand me inside out. (Well maybe a few)
- Make less people thinking I'm arrogant. (Not doing well either)
- Still virgin. (HELL YEAH BABY!)
- Have fun, legally. (With NS in the way? Definite NO)
- Cure my insomnia. (Vast improvement)
- Progress with Mel Fraps. (Had my first gig before enlisted, and a few originals, yay)
- Have a laptop (I didn't get to poly, no)
- Be a better man, I mean, boy. (I don't know, things haven't been too good)


And for this year 2009

- Whatever I had in 2008's
- Get posted out to airport soon and hopefully manage to enjoy the work there
- Try to maintain my overwhelming comeback to games so my best msn mates will stop complaining about my lack of attention towards them -.-
- Complete recordings of Melfraps' originals and improve the drafts into complete songs.
- More gigs for MF
- Get myself a Nintendo DS
- Hair, I just want a longer hair than what I have now.

Well that is all for em resolutions.

And for some who have been questioning me why I don't actually blog about my life story as normal bloggers do,
Stating that it's an online diary and shits.

I don't have anything interesting in life to be told about.

Like this for a good example.

I've spent a whole week from last week's wednesday's afternoon,
Till today clearing my block leaves.

Yes a whole week without camp life,
But I failed to do a lot of things I hoped for during this holiday.

Hanging out almost every single day,
Shit talks on MSN a whole lot,

And for fucks' sake,
I didn't get to touch a single starbucks drink.

Financial issues,
Damn financial issues.

Oh and last Monday I met a buyer for a PS3 game I'm selling,
Best thing is,

He's a old man,
Smartly-dressed which I assumed he's a businessman.

Or some boss by the way he look like.

But anyway he's one really nice guy,
A buyer I would never forget,
Age difference my ass,
We talked like friends.


And thus begins a new chapter in my life,
Of me loving the elderly with the purest of heart.


Siapa kata gadis melayu tak menawan,
Lan