Smells Like Nescafe

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

My PUNK'D Victim for today: Fareha

I'll skip all unnecesary things to bring you the main event of today

DISCLAIMER: Non Malays reading, please ask for an english copy if you're interested, thanks.



The iRANDOM Gathering on MSN

It's just an usual random chatting going on when..

(11:34 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: da ah aku isap skl lagi baek
(11:34 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: semua tdo agaknye
(11:34 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: SKL?
(11:34 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: pehal
(11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: pehal?
(11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: SKL aper sia
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: rokok
(11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: ish alan
(11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: rabak
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: yg bau cherry ade, blueberry ade
(11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: ko hisap roKOk
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: sry ah beb
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: influence ah

^ The introduction ^

11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: kater je tk nak lagi

(11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: ko talk cock sia

(11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: alan cock-ster ar
(11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: bebual Shit

getting angry..

(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: ape aku aut
(11:35 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: lu pangse larh
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: uat
(11:36 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: ko kater ko tak hisap lagi

den nazri add in
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: stress beb
(11:36 PM) Say It Now,You K: minom beer
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: pompan reject gua

(11:36 PM) Say It Now,You K: ubat batok kak
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: naz tkmu ckp psl tu la

(11:36 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: tu lu nye pasal arh.
(11:36 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: ish rabak sia

(11:36 PM) Say It Now,You K: crious ah
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: k la
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: aku minom beer
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: sikit je

sure increases the disappointed level up a mile or more

(11:37 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: aku stakat nk rase je camne
(11:37 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: gila loh

(11:37 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: nie la budak zaman skg
(11:37 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: dahsyat2

(11:37 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: lebih baik ko peg main nombor kuda skali
(11:37 PM) Say It Now,You K: jgn marah2
(11:37 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: maner tau untung2 ko dpt 10million
(11:37 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: relek
(11:38 PM) Say It Now,You K: hish
(11:38 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: bkan aku amik dadah
(11:38 PM) Say It Now,You K: relaks ah fareha

heres my prolly fav part

(11:38 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: eh maner ada. aku cuma ckp je
(11:38 PM) ((= Hafizah: fareha sensitip skit
(11:38 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: tapi seriously la
(11:38 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: pe
(11:38 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: alan buih se
(11:38 PM) Say It Now,You K: u sounds likre angry
(11:38 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: fiza nie bukan sensitive ke aper la
(11:38 PM) ((= Hafizah: u SOUND la
(11:38 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: walao wey. Ok Ok. aku tak angry
(11:39 PM) Say It Now,You K: ok gd
(11:39 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: nie korg nye life la. whatever k.
(11:39 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: aku bukan promise sape2 seh aku takkan rokok ke minom ke
(11:39 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: but u like pangse loh
(11:39 PM) ((= Hafizah: eh dis is getting personal
(11:39 PM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: ckp mcm real je. Ok la watever la



After that, my totally random talkin changed the mood 180. only naz know im not talkin truth.. so yeah everyone was like avoid talkin to me, showing their disgust on wad i so call "called" myself. heh.. it continues being soo boring and silent till fareha dcided to leave.. and..thats when we uncover the truth..


(12:11 AM) Say It Now,You K: i got sumtin important to announce
12:11 AM) Say It Now,You K: BEFORE U ALL GO
(12:12 AM) Say It Now,You K: OUR FREN HERE HAV SUMTIN TO ANNOUNCE
(12:12 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: ?
(12:12 AM) ((= Hafizah: >?
(12:12 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: ?
(12:12 AM) Say It Now,You K: SO PLS GIVE IT UP TO AZLAN
(12:12 AM) Say It Now,You K: applause
(12:12 AM) ((= Hafizah: applause
(12:12 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: clap
(12:12 AM) Say It Now,You K: orite

NOW GUYS, LOOK AT MY AWESOME RANDOM POEM, HAHAHAHAHA

12:12 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: lu pikir gua stim ubat batok
lu pikir gua hisap rokok
tapi lu pikir la betol
gua fake je la badigol
(12:12 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: haha


and the result..


(12:12 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: HAHHAHHA~ babi la.
(12:13 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: kaniney lu alan.
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K: yeah
(12:13 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: ouh ko nak kena kan aku balik eh psl nombor hp tuh
(12:13 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: ccb
(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: sume serious seh tadi

(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: smpi aku tk layan sgt

(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: haha
(12:13 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: diam loh
(12:13 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: NOT FUNNY K
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K: baek lan
(12:13 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: Aku malu
(12:13 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahhha!
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K: da revenge!
(12:13 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: babi siak
(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: fiza amcm
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K: yeah!
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K: YEAH!
(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: relek member
(12:13 AM) ((= Hafizah: baik ah alan!!

thanks for the support guys, heres more..

(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: kan aku da ckp fareha
(12:14 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahhha
(12:14 AM) Say It Now,You K: yeah?
(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: aku ni man of my word

(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: takkan aku nk isap rokok
(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: mak reha seriously pe anti aku seh tadi
(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: haha
(12:14 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: cekik darah la korg
(12:14 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahha
(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: seram skejap
(12:14 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: da ar
(12:14 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: diam
(12:14 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahha
(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: aku igt ko tk caye

Her comments

(12:15 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: eh aku tak le tahan ar ketawa
(12:15 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: siak ar korg
(12:15 AM) Say It Now,You K: haha
(12:15 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: bagus eh bodo kan aku
(12:15 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: jap aku nk interview ko jap

(12:16 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: "So Mak Reha, what do you feel just now when you got to know Lan tried smoking and drinking?"

(12:16 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: SURPRISED LAK setan
(12:16 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahha
(12:16 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: pastu angry kan
(12:16 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: ha

(12:16 AM) ((= Hafizah: surprise je?
(12:16 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: beh mcm upset la, cause ko said ko tak smOke and all these mah

AWWWWW

(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: then i called u cockster
(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahha
(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: K da shut up
(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: i feel so stupid right now
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: haha
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: siak ah
(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: tak funny k
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: tak sangke naz pandai paly along
(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: stop it siak
(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: babi se korg
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: play*
(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: i realli tot its real larh

(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: actuali kitorg tk plan
(12:17 AM) ((= Hafizah: haha
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: aku je out of randomness
(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: serious sia
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: beh aku ngok ko da caye
(12:17 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: Ok aku atcually skg tgh ketawa sambil nangis
(12:18 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahha

and

(12:21 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: serious se alan
(12:21 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahha
(12:21 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: aku benci ar korg
(12:21 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I: haha
(12:21 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahha
(12:21 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: serious se
(12:22 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: aku igt tol ar

(12:23 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: irritating se. beh aku nangis sia ble ko give that nabey pantun of urs.
(12:23 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: hahhha
(12:23 AM) (*)Miss Flat Feet: rupa rupa nye aku kena bodo.

 pfft.





THATS ALL FOLKS, HAPPY LAUGHING AND HAVE A NICE DAY

posted by Nescafe | 12:29 AM | 0 Comments