Revenge of the Pariapa (SLN's special, starring all of the Lanny Buddies)

Seems like my first weekend of the year was spent revolving around one person.

But before I carry on with my further "plans",
Here's the picture that I've promised.



Mat: "Alamak hai, malu la aku."
Whatsername: "nk kish leh tk? hehek."
Reza: "Bleh ape salahnye, mari minum dulu!"
Lan: "Tingginye aku..."


Oh and that girl's a Slovakian,
Prettier in person,
Much prettier.

And,
Red chest..

*gulps*

So yeah Pariapa realised her mistake and quickly emailed it to me upon uploading,
Which to my promise,
I'll stop bringing things here from her old archives.

Her old archives.

So that means,
I'm officially allowed to do "others".

And because of she framing me up in front of an arabian-who-contributed-to-our-chats-only-by-laughing,

I'm back again.


With her latest post.





"- my boobs"

Humor: 6/10
Freak-out level: 8/10

Comments

Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: You're one to talk about boobs knowing that mine's are the firmest amongst everyone. And who can beat that without the pink nipples that I have? And please, stop touching yourself.

Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: Hais. Women can use their boobs to drag attention to them.. But what about men? What about me!? *cuts wrist*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: hey there i love touching myself too. come touch touch.


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: Heh... I know ladyy... I have been observing...Heh heh..


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: OMG that should be on naz's blog not yours OMG OMG. OMG Naz doesn't have a blog? OMG OMG


"- my flabby arms"

Humor: 2/10
Freak out level: 0/10

Comments

Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: Glad that you knew.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: hais. Be thankful that you can gain fats, I can't mann.. *cuts wrist and accidentally cuts the wrist bone too*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: *Still touching self*


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: I know more places that feels like a dough. Nye heh.


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: *Looking at pariapa's arm with tounge out*




"- my blanket ( sniffing it makes me steam and have wet dreams at the same time. heh)"

Humor: 1/10
Freak out level: 8/10

Comments


Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: So you actually vaporized after horribly sniffing your blanket? Learn the correct term from my master, sucker.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: Been long time since I had wet dreams, hais. I just hate the dreams I'm getting every night; getting raped by black men. *cuts anus*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: Hey I like sniffing my undies, I exploded like a bomb!


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: Invite me in next time, please. I can give you more than "dreams".


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: *Went out to pasar malam to buy a blanket*


"- his sense of humour of course, (don't care even if its lame, e.g. When sha meets matahari, evolve jadi aper? to know the ans, go ask Nazri)"

Humor: 9/10
Freak out level: 2/10

Comments

Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: Lame-O.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: Shaari's the answer. But that's not going to make my life bright as that of a matahari. I'm engulfed in shadows of pain and regret forever till death do us part. *Finds hanging rope*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: hehehe nazri's cutie!


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: I got alott of humour for ya babe, especially one that tickles. *winks*


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




"- be a 'factory' that produce babies, hah -_- "

Humor: 6/10
Freak out level: 10/10

Comments


Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: Never would I've expected you would have start selling it with wide legs and open arms, tsk.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: Sigh, I really wanted to experience giving birth as a woman, I mean I love when things gets out-of-breath and challenging. But, I'm just a boy, a stupid worthless boy. *Goes for sex change*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: Boo-hoo, that's one thing us pondans can get away from!


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: *while singing to Jet's Are you gonna be my girl* I said, Are you gonna be my factory?


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: How much per baby?





"- stop my 'factory' to continue my next generation at the age of 32"

Humor: 3/10
Freak out level: 6/10

Comments

Lanny the Arrogant Buddy: Can't handle the "heat" huh? Pathetic.


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy: I won't get to see that day coming. Bye. *Hangs self*


Lanny the Sissy Buddy: WHY? PREGNANT LADY LOOK MORE SEXY WITH THEIR BUTTOCKS AT THE FRONT!


Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy: If you're doing so well, why stop it? Call me for advices: 1900-MAKING-LOVE.


Lanny the Retarded Buddy: Is there a last customer discount?



Been awhile since I used any of em buddies.
Heh.

And faf if you're reading this,
You need to know when it's enough,

Or I'll have you featured next.

*Evil grin*

Oh and to save herself,
Faf showed me this video,
And I strongly urge everyone to go watch it.

It's just,
One hilarious horny cat.




And that's for the weekend mates,
Lan