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An Alaskan in his 20s was brutally beaten up and died on the spot.
Witnesses mentioned that victim was seen throwing a punch on a passerby in their area.
Miss Natalie,
Who witnessed the whole incident caught some photos of them in action.
A journalist who had traveled in most parts of the world,
Mentioned that "He chose the wrong person to release his stress on",
Miss Natalie believes that according to her journals,
That guy on the right is the leader of the Soviet Russia.
She later assumed that this "Royan Mackovic" was having a business conversation when the victim attacked.
Which alerted the caller that Mr Mackovic is in trouble.
According to the sources from other passerbys who happened to be roaming around the area,
A group of kids mentioned that they saw two "dangerous-looking" men,
Believed to be carrying weapons behind their back.
Photos from a kid's Koko Krunch camera.
So the kids followed them from the back,
Playing "Blues Clues",
Their unfortunately favourite show on TV.
Witness #1 Miss Natalie later mentioned that she saw two men,
Believed to be non-locals coming into the area,
With some idiotic kids crawling on the floor behind them.
"I thought they look pretty familiar so I checked my journal again." Said Miss Natalie.
She mentioned that she was shocked to see the both of them in her journal.
They are Royan Mackovic's well known hitmen.
Puerto Rican's most wanted,
Wanee Depelehuz.
And Mr Mackovic's best hitman,
Portugal's well known crime-planner,
Azriato Leneira.
Miss Natalie mentioned that she was shocked when Mr Leneira waved to her after putting on shades,
Motioning her to come nearer,
Letting her take close-up pictures of what is going to happen next.
And it started.
Victim was slammed to the wall by both of the hitmen.
Frustated by the challenge,
Victim challenged them.
To a Mortal Kombat.
Miss Natalie quickly takes out her N6300 and plays the Mortal Kombat theme.
Mr Leneira,
Known for his mind-wrecking plans,
Sends Mr Depelehuz to give victim a good beating.
Still beating.
Gathering all of his strength,
Mr Depelehuz sends victim flying off with a strong Shor-Yu-Ken,
Well yeah it's a Street Fighter move in Mortal Kombat,
Well,
Yeah.
Seeing victim rising up and started dashing towards them again,
Mr Leneira took over,
Unleashing his special move.
"Quickly tap X,X,O,O,R1+R2,O"
Victim was sent to the ground after Mr Leneira's Buddha Palms hits his chest hard.
Miss Natalie was shaken then when she heard a loud groan behind her.
"I thought I was in Jurassic Park for a second, but when I turned.."
The Russian has rised up to his feet.
Mr Mackovic sent our dearest Journalist flying to the ground as he walks past her,
Accidentally hitting her with his belly button.
"I was scared..", said Miss Natalie.
"The trees shook wildly when Mr Mackovic suddenly yell out to his hitmen."
Yeap,
As you all have guessed it.
"FINISH HIMMM!"
Filling up all of their energy bar,
The trio release their most devastating attack ever.
Rape.
And so,
The victim died out of sexual satisfaction.
Miss Natalie came up to the Portuguese for an interview,
Stating that it will be a hit entry for years.
The well known crime planner later reveal their secrets on lawsuit prevention,
Saying that "We are professional, so we'll make it look like an accident."
So they began stucking up the lifeless victim into an urn.
And ordered flowers.
For the understanding of all races,
They even wrote their "condolences" in different languages.
While taking a break from all this mess,
Miss Natalie managed to get them to comply for photoshoot.
(Nothing like a good ol' girly pose)
"Another victim for the year!"
Wanting to know them more personally,
Miss Natalie offered to buy them a drink.
But Mr Leneira rejected,
"No ma rasta, Im drivin ma man, seen?"
The trio later started to leave the place after goodbyes and kisses.
Sexually turnt on,
Miss Natalie offered them to buy a drink again.
"Silence! I'll kill you!"
Out of fear,
Miss Natalie ran off.
Which concludes the interview.
Well now then,
Merry belated christmas.
And a happy new year in advanced.
Phew that took some time,
Lan
An Alaskan in his 20s was brutally beaten up and died on the spot.
Witnesses mentioned that victim was seen throwing a punch on a passerby in their area.
Miss Natalie,
Who witnessed the whole incident caught some photos of them in action.
A journalist who had traveled in most parts of the world,
Mentioned that "He chose the wrong person to release his stress on",
Miss Natalie believes that according to her journals,
That guy on the right is the leader of the Soviet Russia.
She later assumed that this "Royan Mackovic" was having a business conversation when the victim attacked.
Which alerted the caller that Mr Mackovic is in trouble.
According to the sources from other passerbys who happened to be roaming around the area,
A group of kids mentioned that they saw two "dangerous-looking" men,
Believed to be carrying weapons behind their back.
Photos from a kid's Koko Krunch camera.
So the kids followed them from the back,
Playing "Blues Clues",
Their unfortunately favourite show on TV.
Witness #1 Miss Natalie later mentioned that she saw two men,
Believed to be non-locals coming into the area,
With some idiotic kids crawling on the floor behind them.
"I thought they look pretty familiar so I checked my journal again." Said Miss Natalie.
She mentioned that she was shocked to see the both of them in her journal.
They are Royan Mackovic's well known hitmen.
Puerto Rican's most wanted,
Wanee Depelehuz.
And Mr Mackovic's best hitman,
Portugal's well known crime-planner,
Azriato Leneira.
Miss Natalie mentioned that she was shocked when Mr Leneira waved to her after putting on shades,
Motioning her to come nearer,
Letting her take close-up pictures of what is going to happen next.
And it started.
Victim was slammed to the wall by both of the hitmen.
Frustated by the challenge,
Victim challenged them.
To a Mortal Kombat.
Miss Natalie quickly takes out her N6300 and plays the Mortal Kombat theme.
Mr Leneira,
Known for his mind-wrecking plans,
Sends Mr Depelehuz to give victim a good beating.
Still beating.
Gathering all of his strength,
Mr Depelehuz sends victim flying off with a strong Shor-Yu-Ken,
Well yeah it's a Street Fighter move in Mortal Kombat,
Well,
Yeah.
Seeing victim rising up and started dashing towards them again,
Mr Leneira took over,
Unleashing his special move.
"Quickly tap X,X,O,O,R1+R2,O"
Victim was sent to the ground after Mr Leneira's Buddha Palms hits his chest hard.
Miss Natalie was shaken then when she heard a loud groan behind her.
"I thought I was in Jurassic Park for a second, but when I turned.."
The Russian has rised up to his feet.
Mr Mackovic sent our dearest Journalist flying to the ground as he walks past her,
Accidentally hitting her with his belly button.
"I was scared..", said Miss Natalie.
"The trees shook wildly when Mr Mackovic suddenly yell out to his hitmen."
Yeap,
As you all have guessed it.
"FINISH HIMMM!"
Filling up all of their energy bar,
The trio release their most devastating attack ever.
Rape.
And so,
The victim died out of sexual satisfaction.
Miss Natalie came up to the Portuguese for an interview,
Stating that it will be a hit entry for years.
The well known crime planner later reveal their secrets on lawsuit prevention,
Saying that "We are professional, so we'll make it look like an accident."
So they began stucking up the lifeless victim into an urn.
And ordered flowers.
For the understanding of all races,
They even wrote their "condolences" in different languages.
While taking a break from all this mess,
Miss Natalie managed to get them to comply for photoshoot.
(Nothing like a good ol' girly pose)
"Another victim for the year!"
Wanting to know them more personally,
Miss Natalie offered to buy them a drink.
But Mr Leneira rejected,
"No ma rasta, Im drivin ma man, seen?"
The trio later started to leave the place after goodbyes and kisses.
Sexually turnt on,
Miss Natalie offered them to buy a drink again.
"Silence! I'll kill you!"
Out of fear,
Miss Natalie ran off.
Which concludes the interview.
Well now then,
Merry belated christmas.
And a happy new year in advanced.
Phew that took some time,
Lan
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