I'm in no hurry, You go run and tell your friends I'm losing touch (Happy 20th, Sharifah Muafah) :)

Before I start anything else,
With reference to the latest message on my tagboard by my one and only ayam.



Absolutely,
9 year old Yaya ze Siamese sidekick is still here with us.

And she's getting along well with Cass n Bran after months of rocket-science-like training of them.

Also,
I know this might be a little too late but heck,

I'm gonna do it anyway.



HAPPY BELATED 20-CENT BIRTHDAY TO MY ARABIAN FELINE SIDEKICK!

And to celebrate this big event for someone who just lost her vir-
I mean teenage years.

Even though I know she's going to be mad at me,
For estimatedly 4 hours before I can get my apologies through her.

Behold,

The picture which she spent the whole night pleading to me not to put it up,
Which was like 3 or 4 months ago.

Heh.



The picture of Faf,

In awe looking at me performing.



Now my arabian hot chick,
Don't get mad at me because of that,
In fact,

To me,

You look kinda cute with that steamy eyes and "awww my brandonn" body language.


*shakes my head away from staring into em eyes*

Oh.

Pretty white cat.



*winks*


And yes,
Finally we really had a chance to go out sama2 makan2 berbual karut.


Combo of Killers' fans






Sorry hubbypies,
Seems like I'm still "brighter" than ya.

Fat hope wishing I'll get dark during camp days eh?


Now now,
I've yet to have my Ma's special Murtabak Maggi along with Naz and Mat,
Who stayed overnight with me after sucha long time.

Before I close this entry off,

I'm missing you like fuck.


Melfraps.



It's been far too long since I last had meet-ups with em.

Jom la buka sama-sama!





I guess that is all.

And my last gift to ze feline-sidekick.





Over and out,
Lan

Diinginnya di malam ini, Suasana pilu!

Time flies,
Doesn't it?

Back when I caught myself puffing entire pack for the whole day,
The next came challenging me.

Let us all welcome,
The month of Ramadhan.

Which in a strange way got me imagining my pa's face.

Kudos to those who knows why.

Heh.

It's been long,
Far too long that I actually did my sahur (Pre-fast meal),
The usual Lan's way.

Sausage McMuffin with egg meal,
Addition of an Egg McMuffin.

Just the way I did it almost every single day in the previous fasting month.

Now I'm freaking bloated.


So to all the Muslims out there,
All the best in this fasting month.

Estimatedly 14 hours of no food,
No sex,
No puffs,
No nothing.

:)


You know you can do it,
Lan

Your subtleties, it strangles me.

Almost two weeks of no updates,
Sigh.

And I don't really have anything nice to talk about anyway.

About my a week plus of hiatus;

Busy.

With Cass & Bran under my care,
And a new supervisor entering the ranks of team Charlie in Airport Police,
What more personal problems that seems to increase at every single opportunity.

But my main concern lies in work,
Or NS if based on the way I would have call it back in camp days.





The 132th intake got together for camwhore,
Missing critical ones that would have made the place more lively.

One who has been with us,
Especially myself,
Would have seen the strengthening bond in the team these days.

And that really put my mind off other things,
Making coming to work is like meeting up friends to go sheesha with.

Work aside,
I've been buying up games with my improved pay lately.

Three kinds of Dynasty Warriors,
I know it's more of a game the Chinese would have been playing.

But heck,
Told ya I'm multi-racial.

Ancient chinese history is rather interesting too.

While we have Hang Tuah,
They have Cao Cao,

And it doesn't matter for the indians.

Sir S R Nathan was never history.


All the games I need now,
Is necessary for this rather troublesome situation I'm in.

Used to be one loser kid who never get any,
Now He gave me four and I've started wishing I didn't have any.

So it still comes down to graying myself up,
Again.

My apologies to all those that may concern,
For my rare mood swings to come now.

I hope all of you understand the situation I've been trapped in.



Till the next hopefully soon yet detailed update that consists of plain crap,
Lan

Before anything else,
Believe me now,
When I say cats apparently are humans in their past lives.




Bran had this ability too,
Though I failed at getting a shot at it,

Maybe next time perhaps.


So to start the topic.

You may have heard of Cosplay,
Halloween,

And all the such that requires you to have a costume to plant yourself in for,
And all that just isn't my stuff.

But GO is definitely is.

What is GO?

Glamorous Outing a.k.a Glam Out

I don't know what they call it in the states,
When all the girls dress up to their best and went shopping and all,

But here and now,
It's GO for me.

I know whatever I'm gonna type next may increase the chances of people mistaking me for a girl,
A classy girl if that counts,

But hell who cares about girly or no when you're out to enjoy.


Now now,
My idea for a perfect GO. (Glam Out for you hard-to-remember-idiotas)

1) Classy clothes or maybe just enough for you to look like a big-fuck artist.
2) Hair-do before anything else. I'm talking about styling up the hair naturally.
3) More-than-usual amount of cash in your wallet.
4) Shopping spree.
5) Dining at a classy restaurant. MUST BE HALAL.
6) Karaoke. NO PRCS OR OTHER FOREIGN WORKERS WHO BLOWS YOU WHEN YOU SING.
7) Attending a local band concert. MUST AVOID MOSHING AT ALL TIMES ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE WEARING WHITE.
8) 24/7 Smoke Breaks.
9) Be polite to everyone with a smile and not be stuck up.
10) Be polite to the MRT passengers. MUST OFFER SEATS TO PREGNANTEENS.
11) Sign autographs on 'Missing Dog' posters.
12) Sign autographs everywhere else with a "(name) was here on (date)" written above.
13) Go to a pet show. CATS ARE TOP PRIORITY.
14) It's okay to make a fool out of yourself, but don't make a fight of yourself.

Last but not least.

15) Photoshoot. NO MIDDLE FINGERS.


So anyone up for some GO-ing?


Well then,
Let me finish this post off with more Cass&Bran pics.

:)


























Glamorous Indie Rock and Roll for me,
Lan