In many ways, they'll miss the good old days

After hanging out with 2 of the infamous Jantan Brothers of ITE Macpherson,
It's been getting to me,

I've been missing school all too much.

The times when JB got themselves completed,




To the day everyone parted to their own paths,






To all that matters,

Pics from the last two nights outing with J.Binawe + J.Bising,
Too bad I can't really put myself in the title of J.Braces anymore.





Cyclops?















She's only fairer because she put on make up



Till the next detailed update,
Lan

Can you keep me your dirty little secret?

:)

And my lips, they don't kiss the way they used to

This entry will consists a fuckload of Cass & Bran photos,
And a video of my near-fatal injury too,
So to all who wants to ogle at these two siblings I've been taking care of,

You may proceed.

And as a start,
Let me present you a photo I've finally got hold of.


The blur-cock Cassie



Spot her lucky-spot (So this Cassie too has a lucky spot eh?)



Ms Brightside



Getting high with me



Siblings love








This is a fact,
I was gonna talk about Brandon,
Who suddenly just came hopping onto my lap a second ago.

Heh.

Anyway as I was saying,
Observe,

The photogenic one.












Jealousy, turning saints into the sea











Sister-lepak












Don't ask me why, it somehow look appetising to me



After their first shower ever







I love them to the extent of making them this :)



Now now,
I said earlier about my near-fatal injury, no?

This video below,
Is the aftermath of showering the kittens



So much for being the elder one,
Cass "screamed" all the way in the shower.

While Bran only reacted negatively only when the shampoo landed on him,
Heh.

That's all I have with regards to them now.


I don't know what they told you,
But you rather believe them than me,
All I wanted was to keep you happy,
But you put on problems on your own shoulders,

Problems that should have never existed in reality.

I am not what you think I am,
Doesn't mean I'm playing in a band you can just categorize me in the same position of your ex-es,

Snap out of it,
If you can always sense things just by staring at my eyes,
Then do it.

You talked about lacking trust,
Look at who's the one making it difficult for both of us?

Snap out of it,
This is disappointing.

I am disappointed.


Tell me what you wanna know,
Lan

I can't fake, we're on top

So it turns out that my new phone actually came with a usb cable,
Heh.

So much for waiting for me to get one and upload the vids and pics of them kittens,
My apologies.

Now now,
Here it is as I've promised.


Cassie and Brandon a.k.a Cass & Bran








Cass has this habit of "standing" while doing her business



And one of the cutest thing about them,
They always help each other out.




Vid taken on their first night stay




Them playing around




With balls





That's all for now,
I need a sleep too mind you.


What Cass and Bran needs,
Lan

In the meantime before I get to upload Cass and Bran pics and vids here,
While I'm diagnosed with H1N1 and been MC-ed for a week,
I have something for all of you.


What I have for you right here,
Is a video that moved me,
Is a video that made me look at Cass and Bran sleeping under my TV set,
Unknowingly promised them I'll take good care of them,
Watch them,
As they grow into fine cats.

This,
Is a video I demand you to watch it from start to finish.



If you feel alone and you're granted permission to keep a pet,
Adopt one,

Because stray cats who are caught or sent to the SPCA,
Will be put to sleep if they're not adopted within a month or so,
And their sleep,

Is forever.

Save them,
Give them a home,
Love them as they will love you.

They know your feelings,
They know what it takes to make you feel better,

I kept them,
And I never see a mistake in my statement.

She couldn't scream while I held her close

Jenny.

I guess I have to explain myself here with regards of "Jenny is a cat of mine",
But before that I would like to start with the good news first.

I've adopted two kittens,

Which I found out from someone named Kexin,
Apparently she was a member of cat welfare site which I went to,
In hopes to find a cat I can train into perfection.

And hope was kind.

A female pure white,
And male grayish-black with stripes.

Siblings that were born in the wild,
Then wrestling each other in my room right-

Oh fuck,

Both of them smelling my feet.

Heh,
Cute little pussies.

It's only 3 hours in my room,
And they kept me going "AWW AWWW" for the countless of times.

You know,
Even if one of them were to shit in the litter box,
The other will join in to "cover" them shits with the sand-thingy.

Tell me,
How fucking cute is that.

Anyway,
I took a videos and photos of them,
But I can't get them uploaded yet.

Due to because I don't have the USB cable needed for my new phone.

Yes people,
I've finally got the phone I wanted.

Which right now I'm too lazy to post another picture of it,
Just browse through some of my latest archives and you'll find them.

Now now,

Regarding Jenny,
And my comment regarding her as a feral cat.

Let me explain more about stray cats,
In case you don't know this.

There are two types of stray cats,
Feral and Semi-Feral.

Feral: Stray cats that has little to no contact with humans.
Semi-Feral: Stray cats that has contact with humans.
Non-Feral: HIDUP MANUSIA!

There you go.

Jenny is what I would class in Feral.

She spent most of her childhood in the wild,
And always been avoiding contacts with humans.

Till the foster had to "catch" it in the void deck and surrender it to us,
Telling us she's about 7 month old.

Which when I saw Jenny for the first time,
Old hag was lying.

She looks more to 1-2 years old,
If size is not reason enough,
Pay close attention to her whiskers,
Which vets use to estimate cats ages.

Other than that,
Jenny lives an anti-social life,
Avoiding contact whenever possible.

To the extent of me who lived with her for almost a week,
Can barely pat her since she's always running away from my white hand.

Her fur too is very unstable,
And I think she has flea problems due to the fact she's constantly scratching her head.

Well yeah,
We decided to return her back to the wild,
Through the foster perhaps.

Unless anyone of you would like to adopt her,
Give me a call,
Or a tag.

I got to return playing with Bran and Cassie,
So good bye everyone.

Cassie and her lovely eyes,
Lan

There ain't no motive for this crime, Jenny is a cat of mine.

This is for all those who are running out of patience to hear about my new cat;
Jenny.

And when I mentioned "hear",
I really do meant "hear".

In this video,
Hear Jenny's regular meows,
See her face in true fashion,
And enjoy the way she enjoys herself to a bucket of sand.

(Anyway Jenny here is only 8 months old, but somehow bigger than 9-year old Yaya, that is why I'm still calling her a kitten, no matter how cat-ly it looks like)





Now for a little story.

I got back home at about 11 plus in the morning today,
Getting showered and proceed instantly to find Jenny (Or Bella as my sis calls it :/)

She hid under my parent's bed,
Only the eyes could be seen,
So I shone a torchlight through,

My my,

Was she beautiful.

I tried a lot of ways to get her out,
But she was just too "shy" yet with me.

So I went to my room,
On my desktop chair,

And there she came strolling in,
Meowing as if she knows I kept a bird in my pants,
But when I approached her,

There she went into hiding again,
Behind the TV set in my living room.

So I put some cat biscuits there and waited at the couch,
She ate,
And continue lying hiding there.

While I fell asleep waiting for her to get out.

Woke up only to find my dad and sis home,
Got her out of hiding.

And finally,
After hours of waiting,

We finally talked.

Best part is,
She's now available for severe molesting from me.

Oh by the way,
She's a mixed too.

Persian + Tabby.

Heh.






And my apologies to those I didn't get to speak to as I was busy,
Lan

So long to devotion, you taught me everything I know

I came here holding great news,
News that will tear many hearts of my species,
Will water many eyes of my type,
Will up-the-nafsu of having what I'm going to have.

But I'll save it for the later,
With an intro for the later.

Hell what the fuck am I talking.

So uh,
After so long doing static posts in my job,
I'm finally chosen for patrolling.

In a fucking non-aircon van in a sunny day.

It only takes me an hour,
To get me wishing that I had money to go Batam and have some leg massages,

Without the extra services.

Wait,
Maybe just a little.

I
just
need
to
stay
on
topic

ohgodhelpmepls

So yes,
After one fucking tiring day at work with only 4 sticks smoked and no sleep at all for two days,
Not to forget I had only two Kopi-Os with one ineffective due to it getting cold before I got the chance to drink it,

I had news.
A great news.

News that will tear many hearts of my species,
Will water many eyes of my type,
Will up-the-nafsu of having what I'm going to have.

But I'll save it for the later,
With an intro for the lat-

I mean.

In exactly about roughly estimatedly 32 hours from now,
I'm finally getting to see,





MY OWN REAL FELINE SIDEKICK!

*does macarena + shuffle + headbangs*

That's right,

Faf and whoever else it may concerns,
You have the right to envy me now.

A siamese for my sis,

A persian for me.

A fucking Nine-months old persian with round yellow eyes and natural thick eyeliner,
Quiet nature too.

After work today,
When I was changing in the locker room with my smiley-faces boxer exposed,
I received an sms from Sis.

"Do you wanna adopt this cat?"


WHAT DID I TOLD YOU ANEH?
WHAT DID I FUCKEN TOLD YOU!

MY SMILEY FACES BOXER BRINGS GOOD LUCK!

:):):):):):):):)

I haven't seen it live yet,
But my sister will be getting it tomorrow night,
Unfortunately during my night shift.

Time will pass by too fucking slow on tomorrow's night shift I bet,
Oh how I just can't wait getting at the door step and goes like.

"UNNAMEDDDDD, IM HOMEEEE"

*chases after unnamed and lifts it up lion-king style (that baboon lifts simba infront of oh-so-many animals thingy)*
*Sings happy together - the turtles*
*Hugs it tightly and kisses all over cept for them vags*

Oh yeah I forgot,
She's a girl too like Yaya.

Who's up for some hot lesbian feline act?

Nevermind Faf,
You are free to come watch anytime hon.

Just don't touch them.

So here it is now,
The combination of two species.


Yaya ze Siamesech




Jenny? ze Persiuszee



I'm already planning,
Getting a basket,
Comb,
And whatever a feline loves.

And makes her sleep with me every night like how Yaya does with my sister.

Persian = Pillow

Damn it,
I'm too excited.

Help.

Someone fucking help me.

Now I feel like sexing the keyboard.

hafagdagfag,
Lan