She's crazy like a fool, what about daddy cool?

Singapore,

Is made up of Singaporeans.

Wait what?

Since the past,
Singapore has always been a trade industry,
And as time goes by,
It implements the tourism industry too.

So what do you get when you mix Trade and Tourists?


Foreign talents.

Introducing the PRCS,




And ze Banglas.




I'm not trying to diss neither the chinese nor the indians,
Mind you,
I'm talking about foreign workers.

Plus point;
Even our National Football team is made up mostly of foreigners.

But no,
That still doesn't piss me off that much.

If you're a malay/indian and looking for jobs,
You should know the same pain I'm having.

Almost all the jobs requires the infamous "able to speak English and Chinese",
Up till now I never seen one that requires Malay or Tamil.

Whatever happened to English being our first language?

Best part is,
They began to recruit PRCs.

Hell I'm fine with it as long it doesn't involve any communication and sort,
But what the fuck are they thinking when they place this PRCs as bus drivers?

So lets say there's one old makcik who doesn't know how to speak english boarded the bus,
Needed to ask questions on where the bus is heading,
Her grandson try to translate her words into english.

And what do they get?
The trademark jaw-dropping PRC's style with a fucken loud "HAHHH NI SHI SHERRR???"

Honestly,
I never really had any problems with foreign workers except for the classic aromas in the train and buses,
You know who I'm referring to.

But ever since I stepped into the police force,
Nothing irritates me more than handling a PRC.

You can talk nicely to a fellow problematic bangla and he'll just nod his head and walk off,

But a PRC?

Their stubborness,
Loudness,
Facial expression-ness,
Makes me wish I'm on some other country where pointing a gun onto someone face is a normal thing to do.

Singapore is a safe country,
But they abuses that fact to its limits.

Okay fine,
Actually I'm stressed at updating myself with the world.

You know reading the papers and looking at the job trend,
But in actual fact I'm preparing to pursue my diploma once I'm done with NS,
And the job trends will help alot in me making my decision into pursuing whatever field.

"must be able to communicate in chinese"

Tsk.

I'm crazy like a fool,
Lan

Gatsby

Before I set off to work,

Lets have another WTF moment with me.



Alright bye my darling midgets,
Lan

The devil's water it ain't so sweet.

Just amazing what red bull can do to you.


Anyway,
Thanks to some recommendation by a reservist I worked with,

Here you go.

PCK interview,
Ris Low style.




Happy and free,
Lan

Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

Always tease tease tease
You're happy when I'm on my knees
One day is fine, next is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on and let me know
Should I Stay or should I go?

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

This indecision's bugging me
If you don't want me, set me free
Exactly who'm I'm supposed to be
Don't you know which clothes even fit me?
Come on and let me know
Should I cool it or should I blow?

Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?


Nothing like a typical lyrics + video entry.

Fuck you paranoia,
Lan

A letter to the world

Promises were never meant to be broken,
It was meant to be kept,
The word "promise" has a power within it,
Unfortunately most abuses its power.

You don't promise to drag someone closer to you,
You don't promise to get out of trouble,
You don't promise to make someone feel better,

But you promise when you swore an oath deep inside your heart,
And you'll do anything not to break it,

Because it will break you.

Don't promise if you can't keep it,
If breaking promises is easy for you,
Receiving broken promises are difficult for everyone.

Promise,
And stay true to it.

They are meant to be kept.

I said maybe, baby, please.

Before anything else,

Watch this two plain stupid videos I've come upon.





The first was due to downright bad acting,
With a fly just happens to make it worse.

The second,
Hell.

All I remember doing when I first saw the video,
Was shoving my middle finger up towards my monitor,
Literally giggling and muttering "what the fuck" with both of my eyebrows lifted.

Like come on,
All I have to say about that clip has already been said.







Heh.

Now if you look even more closely,
At the part when the poor horse sliding,

Legs were tied,
And they're wheels at the side which I believe they used some kind of cart,
To pull it over to the other side.

Animals were hurt in the making of this movie,

And I'm damn sure of it.

But of course,
Comedy won't be born without movies like these.

Movies that will eventually make poor Bran stoned for 3 hours and a quarter.



Now now,
Time for some feline talk.


Cassie



Don't mind that baboon face stuck there,
If ya know what I meant.

Anyway,
She was spayed around last week or so,
Sterilised if you had no idea what I'm talking about.

The vet doctor who was in-charge of her was being an ass,
Either that or she's someone new.

Cass was practically covered in dried blood on some parts of her fur,
That was not the case when my sister sent our Yaya several years ago.

On the very same night,
I got a difficult time getting over myself just by looking at her,
Walking like some drunkard and ALWAYS tried to climb on anyone's lap,
Shoving her head and getting a sleep.

I'm telling you,
That was one pitiful sight,
So clear she was in pain.

Yet she still tried to jump on the couch and makes me go "SHIT" everytime.

Thank god she recovered just fine.





There you go,
Lucky me the stitches didn't came off.

Let us all wish for her to grow back fur on her tummy,
For the sole reason she looks naked without em.

Sigh.


And as for Bran,




I'm still giving him the best shelter he'll ever wished for.


Not to forget another feline friend whom me and aneh came upon the other night,






We eventually named him "Bulat" due to his round face.

Funny cat,
Caught her several times "gliding" onto the floor,
She's just one fucking friendly feline whom we both know deserves better.

Her breathing was rough,
And her meow doesn't sound normal.

Let us all hope someday she'll be saved from this wilderness of Simei.


With all that said,
I know there's still like half a year more to go before I'm done serving NS.

But the stress for the future has already gotten to me.

My parents so badly wanted me to sign-on as a full-pledged policeman,
My dad especially,
Talking as if he's one retired officer,
Refusing to accept my "beg-to-differ" talk even when I'm the one actually experiencing all these government crap.

If that's not bad enough,
My plans to actually take on private diploma seems to have faded out,
When I actually did my research only to find out you can't actually go anywhere with a private dip cert,
Unless you're continuing to a private degree which I found to be in lesser recognition or at most equal to a polytechnic's diploma.

What if I'm taking poly and spent 3 more years instead of that one year in private institution?

I'll be like 25 when I'm done,
When my plan was bringing back salary by the time I'm 23.

Then the courses.

Torn between IT, Business and of course Psychology,
All three I have experience in,
And all three I have interests in.

But which could have actually pulled me to greater heights?


Dear readers,
Do me this favour.

If you have any knowledge on any institutions that offers RECOGNISED private diplomas,
Any courses that actually uses all three points I'm experienced in.

Please notify me.

Right now I'm looking at Dip in;
Psychology,
Business IT
IT
Cyber & Security
Human Resource & Psychology
Business Informatics
Music something something in SP.


Help me out I need it,
Lan