I said maybe, baby, please.

Before anything else,

Watch this two plain stupid videos I've come upon.





The first was due to downright bad acting,
With a fly just happens to make it worse.

The second,
Hell.

All I remember doing when I first saw the video,
Was shoving my middle finger up towards my monitor,
Literally giggling and muttering "what the fuck" with both of my eyebrows lifted.

Like come on,
All I have to say about that clip has already been said.







Heh.

Now if you look even more closely,
At the part when the poor horse sliding,

Legs were tied,
And they're wheels at the side which I believe they used some kind of cart,
To pull it over to the other side.

Animals were hurt in the making of this movie,

And I'm damn sure of it.

But of course,
Comedy won't be born without movies like these.

Movies that will eventually make poor Bran stoned for 3 hours and a quarter.



Now now,
Time for some feline talk.


Cassie



Don't mind that baboon face stuck there,
If ya know what I meant.

Anyway,
She was spayed around last week or so,
Sterilised if you had no idea what I'm talking about.

The vet doctor who was in-charge of her was being an ass,
Either that or she's someone new.

Cass was practically covered in dried blood on some parts of her fur,
That was not the case when my sister sent our Yaya several years ago.

On the very same night,
I got a difficult time getting over myself just by looking at her,
Walking like some drunkard and ALWAYS tried to climb on anyone's lap,
Shoving her head and getting a sleep.

I'm telling you,
That was one pitiful sight,
So clear she was in pain.

Yet she still tried to jump on the couch and makes me go "SHIT" everytime.

Thank god she recovered just fine.





There you go,
Lucky me the stitches didn't came off.

Let us all wish for her to grow back fur on her tummy,
For the sole reason she looks naked without em.

Sigh.


And as for Bran,




I'm still giving him the best shelter he'll ever wished for.


Not to forget another feline friend whom me and aneh came upon the other night,






We eventually named him "Bulat" due to his round face.

Funny cat,
Caught her several times "gliding" onto the floor,
She's just one fucking friendly feline whom we both know deserves better.

Her breathing was rough,
And her meow doesn't sound normal.

Let us all hope someday she'll be saved from this wilderness of Simei.


With all that said,
I know there's still like half a year more to go before I'm done serving NS.

But the stress for the future has already gotten to me.

My parents so badly wanted me to sign-on as a full-pledged policeman,
My dad especially,
Talking as if he's one retired officer,
Refusing to accept my "beg-to-differ" talk even when I'm the one actually experiencing all these government crap.

If that's not bad enough,
My plans to actually take on private diploma seems to have faded out,
When I actually did my research only to find out you can't actually go anywhere with a private dip cert,
Unless you're continuing to a private degree which I found to be in lesser recognition or at most equal to a polytechnic's diploma.

What if I'm taking poly and spent 3 more years instead of that one year in private institution?

I'll be like 25 when I'm done,
When my plan was bringing back salary by the time I'm 23.

Then the courses.

Torn between IT, Business and of course Psychology,
All three I have experience in,
And all three I have interests in.

But which could have actually pulled me to greater heights?


Dear readers,
Do me this favour.

If you have any knowledge on any institutions that offers RECOGNISED private diplomas,
Any courses that actually uses all three points I'm experienced in.

Please notify me.

Right now I'm looking at Dip in;
Psychology,
Business IT
IT
Cyber & Security
Human Resource & Psychology
Business Informatics
Music something something in SP.


Help me out I need it,
Lan