Hari Raya 2009 Special: The fuckload of Melfraps + Jantan Brothers Raya Pics

Apologies for the long wait,
It's just that everytime I wanted to blog about something,
Something else caught up with me.

Be it phone calls,
Cass & Bran getting into trouble,
Or probably I just got too caught up being horny and ended up gear-shifting for hours in the toilet.

Now that I'm back,
Let's get to the fuckload-of-pics section,

Right,
The pics.


Melfraps Raya 2009




From left to right;

Lead Guitarist Azroy from Big Momma house
Drummer Khairi from Dumb & Dumber,
Rhythm Guitarist Azhar from Jeritan Sepi
Bass Guitarist Riduwan from Journey to the West (Sun Wukong a.k.a golden monkey),
Vocalist Azlan from Ju-On


With special guests




Covering Assistant Manager Liana from Alice in Wander(boy)land,
Manager Hidayah from Honey I Shrunk The Kids
Tech-Expert Sam from Sammyboyforum.com.sg. (Hidden)

Thus,
Begins the story of..




I Still Don't Know What They Did Last Raya


3rd October 2009,
1600 hours


I stood at the darkest lit corner of my house,
Awaiting the greatest summoners the world has to offer.



They were late,
Like they always does.

And when they don't,
I'll be late,

Always will.


One by one,
They came,
Boasting their knowledge of hidden powers that no other being can surpass.


The Master of Black Magic,

Roy.


He has the ability to camouflage himself when the going gets tough,
Sneaking across the darkest streets of the Lion City,

And yes,
That only applies when it's dark.
I mean,

Black.

Everyone except banglas fears him.

So does food.


Secondly,
The Apprentice of Illusion,

Zhar.



While lowering his weight to as light as 10g,
And expanding his suit to trap winds,

It's not a bird,
Not a plane,

But a pervert flying above to see cleavages.

Big busts in tank tops fears him.


The Eye of Moron,

Wan.


If his towering figure of 230cm isn't enough to keep watch on the battle that awaits,
His stare alone kills the enemies due to laughter that awaits.

Alias Kadir fears him.



The Changeling,

Khai.



If you have ever need of an assassin,
He's the one for the job.

Arm with two daggersticks,
Throwing cymbals,

And the look of a cold-blooded killer/paedophile,

Kids fear him.


The Expert at Beast Arts,

Dayah.



Dang.

We love her.

Accompanied by the Beastkeeper,
Liana,


....
.....We love her more.

P/S: CHECK OUT THAT SEXY ARSE.




So you think I'm actually gonna waste my precious time doing stories after these introductions?

Hell no,
Not this time.

Pictures as per normal.

At my house.



Khai trying to turn kids on, with a twist to the story.



Big Momma's Bus Stop



Happy Kids



He won't stop.



When women doesn't want to be touch.



And he's still preying on kids



When kids doesn't want Khai, Roy getting possessed, and Zhar's nose getting digged.



Uh.



Camouflage doesn't work on my couch.



I thought food makes men happy?



Maharaja of Uzbekistan



My wife, Mother-in-Law, and Father-in-Law



Sam just had to turn his gold-plated back, back.



When Roy walked out of the bathroom bottomless



Sam still couldn't contain his disgusts even after Roy donned his armor back.



Kami dari Hamid and Sons and Daughter ingin mengucapi..



Selamat Hari Raya!



My second wife and first brother-in-law hella confusing I know. and my confused face?



The joy of seeing an 18 year old in fbt.



Sleepy-heads in a cramped car



Lontong wheel-of-fortune



The best thing about Sam's house...his sister.



Trying to get my third marriage going.




She loves it fast. Sorry Sam I just had to do it.



Mana tu budak mau kasi kicap sama dia?



Happy ending for happy people.




End of Melfraps.

To wrap this up,
Here's the pics for the Jantan Brothers Raya trip on 4th October.

Yeah I know I'm starting to grow downhill,
You seriously gotta hate my mood swings sometimes.


JB Raya 2009
4th October 2009




Trying to balance a plate of crackers isn't as easy as it may sounds like.



Finally, a raya partner.



Fadhli lover, Fadhli, Fadhli ex-lover



Calling all musclemen to dickslap these faces.



Ze Godfather



Black partners white when it comes to JB




Dia sengih, aku senyum.



Erm.



Don't worry, they're normal.



Canadian Pizza is also invited for raya.



Zimbabwe next top model



Faroe Island manhunt



Just. Look. At. Fad. Face.



Is huda's lips open or not? You decide.



Before I forgot, my house is the natural meet up place for raya.



Cause I'm Mr Brightside.



Lucky Fad, Arfah sure has stunning eyes.



The magic is in my palm.



Abang-abang polisi.



S.Jibeng and K.Kobeng



Happy Times.



Orang Kampung dan Orang Belanda.



Arfah cute.



In the wild. (I FUCKEN SMILE MY TEETH OUT!)



Shita's Crib of Pizzas.



Ahh, more shades.



Chelsea vs Liverpool



The actual couple for the night. God bless you both.



Apologising session turns funny.



Come baby light my fire.



The White People.



The Jantan Miang.



Indonesia Flag.



Couple for the night.





GOODBYE.



I know it's one entry with fuckload of pics,
But again I stress out my apologies for the lack of content.

Something happened,
So I had to rush it all out.

And I still have my private blog to take care of.



You and I could use a little patience,
Lan