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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Fight Night

This is a post for a man who fought with his life,
Through his fears,
Through his emotions,

To put justice into not a word,
But an action.

This is for the man who came home after work,
And almost got himself killed when he opens his cabinet for clothes.

In great credits to this man himself,
We will now shame the very thing this man risked his life for.


A motherfucking roach in a motherfucking cabinet.


If you hate roaches,

And if you love stupid random crap.

These videos below are for you.



















Fuck all roaches,
Lan

Monday, May 18, 2009

And I shall bring her to my play

I think I have this bad habit on doing entries when I should be sleeping,
It's about 3 hours before my morning shift in the airport starts,
But hell who cares about sleeping when you have Kopi-O almost anywhere in the world.

Now now,


Just a few days after my previous blog's entry,
Me and aneh saw something that might well show how important people has been coming,
To here,
To SLN.

Days ago we were at some MRT station that I forgot which,
I'm just a hardcore train-rider.

Anyway,

We saw what used to be the yellow lines that wants people to stand at the side,
When the door is opening.

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It was replaced with red lines,
Longer,
And the arrow is much bigger.

I didn't notice it till aneh pointed it out to me.

Aneh: Eh I think someone read your blog. *pointing to the floor*
Lan: *Stares for awhile* Ahh...ahh....AHAHAHA FINALLY!

Although it's beyond hope when you're in Singapore,
Remind me to wish upon a shooting star,

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That this kind of situation will cease to exist in times to come.



And everytime we gonna board a train,
I'll always insist on standing behind em lines,
But yesterday we completely forgotten about it and stand right in front of the door.

Until the train stops and a girl inside was waiting for the door to open,
I quickly jumped to the side and dragged the shocked aneh along,

Girl was smiling at us and gave us a thanks as she went out.

You know you have to do good for others to feel good and then you feel good yourself.

Heh.

Later yesterday,
We went to meet Melfraps at our usual shisha place,
I wanted to order a Kopi-O like always and called the "waiter".

Lan: Black coffee please.

Waiter: *Goes inside the shop and came back awhile later* Sorry we don't have black coffee, but got coffee with milk.

Lan: Got coffee with milk, but no black coffee? How come?

Waiter: *Shakes shoulders* Uh, don't know.

Lan: Okay do you have coffee without milk?

Waiter: Got.

Lan: Give me that then.

And the waiter came giving me a coffee with milk.

Being the nice guy I am,
I just accepted the "life is unfair" fact and gulp that coffee w milk down.

Other than that,
I finally did my shopping and used up all my pay.

To the extend aneh had to pay for some of my clothes cause my bank no longer have enough cash for em,

Thank you so much anehhh,
I'll make it up to you on my next payday.

:D

I completely forgotten about spending most of my pay on PSP and spent like nobody's business,
My unhealthy bank savings went from 150 to zero.

But none could challenge the day I got my bursary during ITE days and spent a total of 470 bucks.

Food.
Apparels.
Gadgets.

You named it,
470 in just one day.

If you think shopping with girls is bad enough,
Wait till you go shopping with me.

Even wanking 3 hours non-stop doesn't makes your knees as weak as going shopping with me.

MUAHAHAHAH.

Anyway,
All this aneh talk was due to myself calling "Honey" with some foreign accent,
And it sounded like "aneh,"
And she looks like "aneh",
And "aneh" is what we calls bangla workers in a rude way,

And I love being rude sometimes.

We really have been meeting up alot,
To the extend my Yaya got so comfortable with her,
Kept raising her back towards her wanting for some penetration activity,

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Damn siamese cat,
She's a girl too mind you.

Even though aneh has always been accompanying me,
I'm still missing going out with the others.

My secondary school friends that starts to fade away when I entered NS,
And Naz no longer available to meet his friends,
Wana ze Starbucks Barista which our last meet-up was at Melfraps gig on the 25th april,
Faf my white-skinned counterpart which we only go out in MSN but we haven't been talking shits lately,
My iPod cause of my UM1 still in repairs.

And I've been missing gigs too.

I just hope for one last performance before Roy and Khai goes for NS,
So call us if there's any slot,
We'll treat you a Caramel Frappucinno for your kindness.

I'm a cina-beng cause I've been playing Dynasty Warriors alot,
Lan

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

When I was young and the funfair was what draws me.

3 cups of kopi-o.

That's all it takes for me to unleash the latest random entry ever.

Alcohol?
Who needs alcohol when you have Kopi-O?

It doesn't comes across my religion,
It doesn't gets you all red,
It doesn't gets your head doing some Tony Hawk's 900 and vomiting on the next minute.

So who needs Alcohol when Kopi-O can make you as high as a diplodocus standing on two feet?

That's a dinosaur mind you.

And with all that crap said,
This is my gift to all mothers,
Ex-mothers,
Going-to-be mothers,
Kena-forced-to-become-mother-because-of-shooting-accident,

And mother nature.

A gift from the most respected-
Founder of randomness-due-to-caffeine,


Late Sir Leneira Rameirossapudar (1948-2000)
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Who unsuprisingly gave birth to a demon.

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Now now,

The gift.


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*cracks it open*

*takes out a big journal book from inside*

Now I present you to the writer for today's entry,

Mr Pohkaywak Nerdsialdiani

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Heyoz ma manz,

u see, ytd mornin ah, i wan 2 take train u noe, then got dis bas3rd ah,
he just cum out train and push me aside siaa,
i fux up u noe,
but den i realise ah, cus i also irritated wen i wan 2 cum out train den gt ppl blockin,
cmon la gt da yellow line fer wat rite??

for u ppl to wait at da side larrr!!!!

*backs to Lan*
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Here I am,
Delivering this message to all those who are visiting this site,
This annoying attitude of typical Singaporeans who were given all the rules to follow,
Even with some multi-lingual announcer stressing out about yellow lines,

Them yellowies are drawn for a purpose,
So please kindly stand to the side when a train comes and you wanna board it,
Cause lets face it,
If you're at the train door trying to go out and a fucking lot crowding infront of ya,

Unless you're some desperate sex-addict who likes opportunities like this to molest and grind girls with the announcer voice being your club blasting music out loud,

Give them poor chaps some spaces,
And if you're the one in their shoes,
An excuse me,
Apology,
Will be good enough to clear the crowd for you to pass through.

But if you happen to stop at Bugis or City Hall,
You can try body-surfing out,

But hell make sure you keep a lookout for grannies and grandpies,
They'll fucking knock you out with their walking sticks mind you.

Of course you guys will always have your say,
But I'm more verbal than actions,
And remember this,

Patience is virtue.

Macam paham.

Heh.

On the negative side,
Browsing through my photobucket find old pics like them above,
Kinda brings back old memories.

OKAY NO MORE ENTRIES OF LOWDOWN TALKS LIKE IN MY BMT PERIOD.

err.

PERIOD.

*Quickly rush through songs in iTunes*
*Plays Franz Ferdinand's Do You Want To*

"Oh well I woke up tonight and said I
I'm gonna make somebody love me
I'm gonna make somebody love me
And now I know, now I know, now I know
I know that it's you
You're lucky, lucky
You're so lucky! "

*Self-esteem + 12*

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Anyway,

I'm finally getting my own PSP today,
And no I'm planning to get the latest version,
So no modded ones.

Well at least original psp games are much cheaper than PS3's anyway,
And the only time I'm really touching the PSP when I'm at work.

I'm getting my UM1 earphones back too,
So hurray to traveling with iPod again.

You know what?

I'm living my days all fine and filled with deadly excitements.

Goodbye grayness,
Goodbye heartbreaks,

Welcome back,
Lan

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Mayday, Aftermath and the trip to Sara's

(Inclusive of videos and lotsa pics)

We meet again,
As in,
Literally meet.

Oh well.


I'm gonna cut down on words for this one,
Filling it up with pictures instead.


Mayday at FAD Studios - 1st May 2009
&
Trip to Sara's

So Melfraps had their 4th gig at the ever-so-famous FAD Studios,
No wonder it became so popular,
The sound system,
Crowd,
Was almost as par compared to homeclub.

But this was better in so many ways,
The new relations between bands that performed with us,
To the hype that puts me moving and doing stupid stuffs.

Now I present to you.

Melfraps on Mayday
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Though unfortunately,
We had two songs cut off due to lack of time,
It's pretty disappointing.

But what to do what to do.

Anyway here's the videos for our last two songs,
Apologies for the bad quality.


Play of the Night



Sweet Misses (Dedicated to Roy and Khai who will be leaving for NS soon)



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Time for some classic find-me game.


Level 1
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Level 2
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Level 3
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Level 4
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Level 5
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BOSS FIGHT!!!
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After the fantastic gig,
We had a few shots taken.

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And off we went to Mac to get some for our empty tummies,

Which was Roy's favourite part of every gig.

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My family was out to KL for three days,
Inclusive of that very day.

So what did I do?

The obvious of course.


Gheys
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Ma folding shirt
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Karaoke Session
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Of course,
I was annoying as hell for the whole time at my house.

Proof,




It was finished with a trip to Pasir Ris Park.

But the fun's was not over,
With another trip.

To Sara's place on the next day.

It was really a place to chill out,
Watching ghost movies.

Though it was rather funny than scary.

Anyway a few more pics to end this post.

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One thing's for sure.

With all these trips we've been having ever since Mayday,
I'm really getting to know my bassist a whole lot better.

And that's the first for Melfraps,
Lan

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Football

(Just a small mid-subject before another major update)

I'm not your typical die-hard football club supporter,
Who disregards other teams and treats the one I support as the best.

In fact I'm a fan of many clubs,
Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Inter Milan, Bayern Munich, Villareal.

You name it.

Though there's only one club I support,
A club of a player who has been my role-model on-the-field.

Michael Ballack.

Chelsea.

And I know how to be fair,
Which puts me off the group when I was a Man U fan back then,
Nistelrooy heh.

I'm not writing off Man U fans here,
I know somewhere somehow there's a few who's ego has not been affected,
But most of them I know,

Just can't see any game neutrally.

Boohoo for them.

So just about 2 hours ago,
On the second leg of Chelsea vs Barcelona.

Just about two hours ago,
UEFA found some alien-headed creature in black running around the void-deck,
And put him into refereeing the match.

Both were great,
One always attacking with possession,
The other playing a counter-attacking game.

It was a good game to watch,
Until Mr Referee was being a bitch.

4 possible penalties that amazingly was discarded for Chelsea.
And the fucken nonsense red card for Abidal.

And my Ballack being some hot headed bastard swinging arms around the referee?
That should have been a red card,
No matter how much I love him.

I might be heartbroken because of the result,
But I'm even more heartbroken for a bastard that spoiled the whole game.

Well good luck for United for having a weaken Barcelona team,
It'll be a great game for great teams.'

And I love my uncle for being a die-hard United fan yet still have sense in him,
That's the kind of club supporter I respect.

:)


Right now,


All I need.




Is a hug.




Alves muka mat rep siot,
Lan

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Setera

Awesome,

That's one word I would have described my past days.

Mayday's Gig,
Bandmates and friends sleep-over when my family was out to KL,
Continuation of sleepover to hangover via MC,
Trips to Sara's.

All these I will talk about..



..in the next entry,
Lan