New Year's Special: Crap, Introduction of colleagues, and more crap.

Hello mates.

So as I said in the title, today shall be a special entry to everyone and such.
Take it as my new year's gift.

And I'll warn you guys, this post might be picture heavy.

Lanny the Arrogant Buddy says: Yeah because you guys have sucky computers lol.


OH and by the way, today marks the first anniversary for my blog.
Heh, to think it's still alive.
Maybe I'm addicted to blogging,
Who knows?

Now before we get to the introductions and pictures, let me talk about life first eh?


New Year's Countdown: More nightmares than celebration


Me, frez, naz, reza and mat went to esplanade to meet fareha and co. to see da fireworks together.
And we didn't met them till the celebrations and countdown were over.

lol.

Anyway the site was literally littered with banglas, not to sound racist here though.
But what makes me annoyed, or should I say traumatized,
Is that...

There's this road that has been closed for people to walk and see fireworks bla bla bla.
And it's like a traffic jam, we people push our way to walk through the crowd there.

Oh god.
The torture.


Now what's there to traumatize me, you ask?
You see, those banglas I mentioned earlier, was behind me since I'm the last in the group and I'm like holding both of frez's shoulders.
As we were pushing our way around, so was them behind.

But that's still ok, I can take it.

Then I felt it.
Someone groping my ass.
Someone poking my anus.
And dark hands suddenly appeared on my tummy, touching me.

I seriously felt like shouting "I'M A FUCKING GUY DAMN IT!"

But I scared they thought I said I like to fuck guys,
and they bend me over for doggy-style.

Oh god no.
Don't wanna lose virginity on New Year.

I kind of panic, I became a little rowdy.
I suddenly got this urge to push the front harder and swung my elbows wildly as I escape,
The Darkside.

So anyway that aside.

We eventually met fareha and co. at about 12 plus am, went over to simpang bedok to eat.
That's all I guess.


Anyway I've scored a decent GPA 3.707 for my last semester.
So if I got it right, it's a 4+4+4+3.7= a/4= 3.9
3.5 is the minimum to get to poly straight from Nitec in ITE.
Now let's hope NS won't be calling me up anytime soon, I really wanna get hold of diploma first.
In IT, in Temasek Poly. *winks*


And now let's get to the part I'm waiting for.

Introduction of my colleagues, including Lanny the Arrogant Buddy, that makes this blog's a success.
Anyway talking about Lanny the Arrogant Buddy, if you don't know who's him do check out my previous entries yeah.

If you're lazy than I'll just summarise it for you, he's arrogant.
lol.


So you guys ever wondered how he look like in reality?


Now I shall introduce him to you.



Lanny the Arrogant Buddy


As you can see people, he's indeed very arrogant judging from his looks and his so-called "special" pose.

He also thinks he have what it takes to show more of his flesh, thinking everyone will drop their saliva looking at him.

He's related to me somehow because I bear his looks.
Which is that arrogant look.



No wonder people called me arrogant.
Sheesh.

And my next colleague who I'm gonna present to you,


Lanny the Emoshit Buddy





So yeah you might be askin.
What actually does an emoshit doing on my blog?

You see people, if you do read my old entries.
I seems pretty emotional at times, feeling upset and devastated,
And emo.
He's the one who requested that kind of post to be added on here.

So yeah if my post is not entertaining enough.
Blame this guy.

He too influence me to be emotional at times,
Hope that answers why sometimes I'm blogging about my sad love life or whatsoever emo-ish.



Lanny the Sissy Buddy is next.






Yes people, he IS disgusting in sense of photo-shoot or whatsoever.

Unshave moustache tagging, aluminium-foiled-teethy smile and,
Did I saw water dropping out from the nose there?

Fuck.
Disgusting creature.


Anyway this creature claims to be a girl no matter how many times I had to grab his flamingo, point at it, telling him he's a male.

But he's still denies it.

He even loves to be with girls much more than guys themselves.





Sissy fucker.
Smiling happily at the sight of boobs since he doesn't have one.
Or two.

Sheesh.


Now maybe the reason why I had banglas molesting me is because of how this Lanny has affected me to be a little girly at times.
With girly hair-do.

Damn.



So guys, you ever wonder how some of my posts seems rather dirty and pervertic?

I say let's put the blame on,





Lanny the Sexmaniac Buddy


Well he ain't really a sex-maniac as people calls him.
It's just the way that he talks makes him looks like one.

I remembered one incident whereby he went to a donut's shop telling the aunty.

"EHEHEHE, I LOVE TIGHT HOLES, EHEHEHE!"

He got beaten up by everyone in the shop afterwards for being a public nuisance.
Can't blame him really, he prefers donuts with the smallest hole since he gets the most of it.

And remember the NTUC aunty who mentioned "Eh money got two meanings you know?"

Well he's the one who heard that and forced me to make an entry concentrated on that occasion.

I find myself talking dirty sometimes now too, fuck influence.


So they said they save the best for the last right?
Which is what I'm doing now.


Let me present to you, the most annoying Lanny I ever worked with.







Lanny the Retarded Buddy


Yes you can clearly see how retarded he looks like.
And mind you he's not only retarded,
He loves to be a copycat too.

Don't believe me?
Read on.


I remembered clearly when I was out in the living room watching my Star Wars Trilogy boxset.





Yeap that's the one. :)

Anyway Lanny here was sitting beside me watching together.
Just when the credits roll, he suddenly jumped off the seat and ran towards my room.
I didn't paid much attention to him and continue till the credits finish.

Then I went to check him out when I saw this,






Oh god.
No.

I can't even count how many prayers I've said in my heart upon seeing this.

Hell.

Fucker tried to be Mr Darth Sidious.


But that ain't so scary compared to the other day when I watched Lord of the Rings trilogy.

This.







So we watched together again.
I expected that stupid Star Wars prank was enough for him and hope he changed to good.

But the night after watching that trilogy, I went to my room searching for the ring I bought for myself and my ex-girlfriend.

It was of course unsuccessful, till I heard someone goes..

"Myyyy Preccccioouuusssssss!"

Turned behind and saw my ring.






Sheesh, I'm not telling you about how I reacted and which hospital I got sent off to after seeing this.


Remember when taliban used to be on the news almost daily and stuff like Bush going war in Iraq and all that?

Well it was a pretty nice morning that day, went to the kitchen to grab something to eat and saw Lanny running at me with,





I was lucky enough to find lettuces leftover on the eating table and held it up as I shouted "I AM BUSH!"

Thank God he didn't hurt me, physically.


Now for the last pic of this fucker.

Remember how much I love self-taken pics when I'm in secondary 2 or such, where self-taking pics is my favourite hobby.

He just had to copy that too.
And took a beautiful self-shot.
Well retardedly beautiful.






Lol.

Looks nice doesn't it.

Few have seen it when talking to me on MSN.
So basically this is the first time I'm advertising this freaky photo on the net.

Count yourself lucky guys.


Upon seeing this picture he showed me, I became slightly retarded too.
Thus, my crazy talk.


So yeah that's shall be the end of my introduction of colleagues.

Happy (Belated) New Year to everyone!


Signing off.


The Pubic Hair Monster,
Lan