NTUC: Nerve-Tensing Unknown Chats

Don't ask me what's about the title, just read through.

And I don't know why I'm suddenly so active in blogging, maybe too much events happening during da holidays.

Today's topic: The trip to NTUC Fairprice, Eastpoint

Okay, as usual, woke up late like around 3pm plus. What more can you expect from me in school holidays?

Sleep sleep sleep with no dreams.

Sighs.

Sometimes when I woke up, I'll try to think of something and sleep back.

Still no dreams.

Sigh.

Oh wait wrong topic.

Soooooo.

I went over to Eastpoint Mall to get some cat and human food, since my family went off to Malaysia for like 2-3 days leaving me all alone at home. Eh wait, with my dearest Yaya the cat.

meow!

So off I went to my first stop, NTUC fairprice.

Went in innocently, get a can of fancy feast ocean fish for Yaya, a carton of pepsi for friends coming over my house at night to thon, and colgate.

Innocently.

So yeah went to the cashier and queue up, and the two cashiers beside me was like having a chat with each other.

One is a makcik, aunty in malay for da donno ones.
The other is a chinese aunty, makcik in malay for da donno ones.

I was queuing innocently when I heard their conversation goes something like.

Chinese Aunty: Eh lend me pen.
Malay Makcik: Alamak u ah, everything dont have, nah lah. *give pen to CA behind my back*
CA: Nono, I got money.
MM: You got money? Eh money got two meanings you know, don anyhow say. *laughs*
CA: *keeps quiet, smiling*

"Eh money got two meanings you know"

There I was, innocently queuing to pay, and I staggered a little upon hearing that.

To those who wonder what might be the other meaning.

Money is pronounce the same way as "Mani", which means sperm/cum in malay.
Well maybe she don't meant it that way, like say something like a secret passcode or something that NTUC cashiers uses.

But due to the influence of human beings walking all over our planet Earth, I can almost confirm that she means it Mani.

Oh God.
She just had to say it.

That line automatically changed itself in my mind and goes.

"Nono, I got Mani"

For a second I was like looking at CA and wondering how her husband is like.
And I almost scares the shit outta myself when an apek appeared in my mind, grinning like a sex-maniac.

"I got Mani"

Oh God.

To think a Malay lady who looks motherly to me would say "Money got two meanings you know"

Sighs.

I can never queue up at Eastpoint's NTUC the same way ever again.

I was in luck I didn't actually bought snacks and stuff to eat just after I exit NTUC.
Their conversation seriously will ruins my appetite.

Though I don't know if the others in that line was thinking the same way as I do though.

Oh God.

Things like this just makes me wanna blog more.

And I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to people who comes here and finds my content's disturbing. I am a very open-minded person, and I can talk about almost anything. Even when I do talk dirty sometimes, believe me people.

I'm a good boy.
I'm a good 19-year old boy.
I'm innocent.

And I got Mani.

That shit's stuck in my mind, sheesh.

So yeah I went over to KFC to get some food and over to pasar to get some cigarettes.

And yeah when I got home, I didn't finish my KFC.

It's either because of my super low appetite or,

"I got Mani"

Oh God.

NTUC should be PG-rated soon.

Childrens walking around will be assigned to ear-muffs at whichever time they enters NTUC, those who fail to wear them will be fined.

And parents should never let their childrens be more than a meter away from them, or risk them go asking their parents,

"Mama, what's the other meaning for money arh?"


Drinking Mountain Dew,
Lan


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