Whine, Chat logs, and Hunks

Apologies for my absence.

I've been rather busy with mood swings.

I had to avoid blogging when I'm not in a good mood,
Or risk having a fucking boring entry.

Now to start off.


Work (Code: Whine)

I will warn you guys that this topic is boring,
So skip to the next one if wouldn't want to care what happened to me at work.

Bear with me again,
My keyboard will now shoots out letters that only brings out the negative words.

For this part, I'm letting my anger flew out from by body,
To my fingers,
Touching the keyboard,
To whine.

About work.

Fuck work.

I beg for sympathy,
Cause I've been backstabbed by Mr Supervisor.

Otherwise known as Mr "Fucking" Phua-Cibai.

Phua-Cibai was made famous by myself actually.
In secondary school I used to shout out the window at innocent passer-bys.

"PUAAAACIIIIBAIIII!"

Days of raging puberty,
Well who can blame me really.

So this supervisor of mine happens to have a Phua in his name.
He would have escaped his made-popular-by-me name if he has a good work attitude.

But he doesn't.

Thus,
Phua-Cibai.

Now I shall do my best to explain what happened.
And please do your best to understand this situation.

You see I get my salary every week on a Thursday.

So last Thursday, I went with my friends to Changi Airport.
Met PCB at his table giving our people salary.

I got LD-ed (Salary Cut) for not coming on Wednesday.
That Thursday's yesterday.

Here's the complicated part.

My salary is based on last week (Mon-Sun) work days.
Which I came for 2 out of 3 days and I had a valid reason for not coming on one of the days.

So it'll make it about 70 bucks, the amount I deserved.

On the wednesday of incident's yesterday, however,
My name was slashed with someone's which means either one have to come to work,
As said by many experienced workers there.

For example:

Alan/White

Means either Alan or White have to come.

But PCibai LD-ed me with an excuse that "/" stands for both must work.
He even threaten to call his assistant to make sure he's correct.

By all means I told him to just hit that number and get the fucking fact right.
He refused and kept nagging at me that I should just quit work and such.

And bear in mind there's quite a sum of people in that room.

But even if he's going to fucking LD me on wednesday,
It'll affect my next week's pay instead of last week's which I should get my 70 bucks.
And even if the system were to his choice, I can get at least 20 bucks after a fucking LD.

But fucker's kept refusing to give even one cent of my pay.

Sometimes I just hate my forgiving nature,
Letting others step on my head.
If only I have that little flavour of "Mat Rep" in me.
I'll shove a cucumber up his anus.

lol.

So yeah, I'm in a dilemma to just continue working and get the money for shopping trips.
Or just quit and save myself from embarassment.

You guys tell me.


Punk'd (Code: Chat Logs)


Heh.
Another prank about the supernatural.
But the victim stays the same always.

(11:49 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	ask u ah
(11:50 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	u gt red spots on ur chest?
(11:50 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	acne?
(11:50 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	nope
(11:50 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	mcm spots kecik2
(11:50 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	nvr
(11:50 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	like blood but nt blood
(11:50 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	me naz n fiza have
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	like wat
(11:51 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	after goin back home last nite
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	huh
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	siak
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	u serious?

Ok the red spots was not a hoax,
I somehow have it on my chest and I don't know what the heck it is.
But just me,
The others is a hoax.

We went to haunted places in a car last night,
Thus giving me a great opportunity to start a supernatura-based Punk'd.

(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	eh dont scare me pls
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	HAH?
(11:51 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	serious
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	!!!!!!
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	at where la siak
(11:51 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	chest area
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	i got acne only
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	chest?
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	wait i see
(11:51 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	dont have se
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	i have cellulite je ah

Acne?
Lol.

Read on.

(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	dont scare me
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	u serious anot
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	hw come fiza nvr tell me
(11:52 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	aku mcm ade rase kite accidentally masok tmpt hantu
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	u bluff is it?
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	HUH
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	FARK
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	dont scare me!
(11:52 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	bcus she donno me n naz got
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	STOP SCARING ME
(11:52 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	cibai scare u for wad
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	huh really?
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	hw come naz nvr tell me
(11:52 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	wait i msg him

Ah, the more the merrier.

(11:54 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	babi ah
(11:54 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	now im scared
(11:54 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	aku pn nga takot2 ckit
(11:54 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	babi ah
(11:54 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	i confirmin wiv naz whether supernatural or wad
(11:54 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	i want close window

Interesting, even without planning with naz to punk her,
He's doing his job very well.

(11:56 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	naz replied
(11:56 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	he said something like Y? kalo takde lagi bagus
(11:56 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	aku tak tau
(11:56 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	ya allah
(11:56 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	aku scared liao

(11:58 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	wad u ask naz
(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	ya
(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	i dont know
(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	eh siak ah
(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	babi ah kau lan
(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	shut up ah
(11:58 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	wtf
(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	dont want talk alrdy
(11:58 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	btw naz said he consult his pakcik first bout it

Of course I was only acting.

And hurray to assumptions!

(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	eh wait
(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	korg kan kena tu red spots
(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	aku badan lemah2
(11:58 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	now im having flu
(11:59 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	but i nvr think anything
(11:59 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	hmm
(11:59 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	padan smlm aku alek uma kucing aku tenungkan aku
(11:59 PM) Sheeee-bum!:	wait i want to kol fiza
(11:59 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	kk
(11:59 PM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	aku nga seram ni

So after moments of literally-laughing by my own.
After moments of being mean and creative.

Her call to Fiza eventually surfaced the truth.

(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	LAN
(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	KO LIAR
(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	maggots
(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	i hate u
(12:03 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	aku nga seram ni
(12:03 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	nnti ko marah aku
(12:03 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	hahaha
(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	BABI
(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	I HATE U LA SIAL
(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	hahha cb!!
(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	hahha babi ah
(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	make me scared for nothing
(12:03 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	confirm fiza da start ktawe2 pat tepon
(12:03 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	haha
(12:03 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	nasib lom ceritified ada heart attack se
(12:04 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	aarh ah

And the description was even funnier.

(12:04 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	tak at first aku kol fiza
(12:04 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	aku tanye dia
(12:04 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	eh tek ko ada red spots eh pat dada ko?
(12:04 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	beh dia cakp "HUH? TAKDE? JAP AKU CHK"
(12:04 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	beh dia chk beh dia ckp takde
(12:04 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	lol den
(12:04 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	beh terus aku suspect ko babi aku ah
(12:04 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	terus aku citerkan wat happened
(12:04 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	ah beh fiza ckp"beh ko le fall for alan's trap?
(12:05 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	beh aku ckp ah yg ko buat the story like so real

Naz was also given the honor.

(12:05 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	huh
(12:05 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	naz pon join?
(12:05 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	dis is not the first time se korg mcm gini.
(12:05 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	padahal aku tk plan ngn die pon
(12:05 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	aarh la

Because of

(12:06 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	i send "eh naz ko ada red spots eh pat dada ko? ko naz alan fiza ada, alan kate. serious pe korg ada? aku takde siak"
(12:07 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	beh he replied "Y? kalo tkde lagi bgs pe.. ko nk ke? hahak"
(12:07 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	siak increase my curiosity and aku tend to believe ur story
(12:07 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	then aku replied
(12:07 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	sial pe naz hahahaha
(12:07 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	"serious pe korg ada... bla bla bla"
(12:07 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	beh dia reply lagi, "Nape lak ko takot.. kite yg ada tk takot ko lak yg takot.. aku lagi suka takde.. hahak!"
(12:07 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	babi

(12:08 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	siak lagi aku percaya siol

(12:10 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	i tell u something
(12:10 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	ble ko ckp psl red spots tu and hantu smlm gitu kan, aku terus tutup tingkap tarik langsir buka lagu kuat2

lol.
The power of imagination.


And this one is from tonight's conversation.

We were talking about the show XXX,
The one with Van Diesel.
Not Japanese XXX porn mind you.

(12:29 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	van der sar
(12:30 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	van minyak
(12:30 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	vin diesel
(12:30 AM) miss buncit i:	uh yes
(12:30 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	ah btol uh
(12:30 AM) miss buncit i:	cb u lan
(12:30 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	hot ah siol
(12:30 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	badan dia
(12:30 AM) miss buncit i:	van der sar name konek kau
(12:30 AM) Sheeee-bum!:	WUHOO BESAR

Spot it?

(12:30 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	miss buncit is still surviving - says: van der sar name konek kau Sheeee-bum! says: WUHOO BESAR
(12:30 AM) Nescaf3/Lan }-{:	cb i laughing siak
(12:30 AM) miss buncit i:	hahahahhahah
(12:30 AM) miss buncit i:	hahahahahahha
(12:30 AM) miss buncit i:	siak uh lan
(12:30 AM) miss buncit i:	ahhahaha

Of course wawa was referring van diesel's body,
But umm,
It happens to be at the wrong time to say that kind of phrase.


The Camping Trip (Code: Hunks)


Frez, Naz, Reza and Mat happens to overnight my house last night.
It was the first time stuffing up 5 people in my small bedroom.
Making them sleep like kittens in a cardboard.

I was the only one who didn't sleep,
And thank god Frez went out when my temptation of grabbing the camera came to me.




Yes, the red mattress was where Frez slept earlier on.
But since he's not there let's focus on others.

Mat, the one at the most right.
Poor him.
His right hand is cold so he had to put it inside his shirt.

And look as if he's satisfying himself to wet dreams.

And naz,
Left.

I bet he's dreaming of having a nice meal as a Makansutra actor.

By the way he snores like Dragonite of Pokemon.

Let's take closer look at them.





Guess where I lied down at?
Hints: Cigarettes and Ps2 Controller.

Oh I almost forgot about Reza.
Well he's dreaming of getting fucked by Van Diesel.
Supposingly with one leg up on Van's shoulder.

Heh.

I'm so gonna get beaten up for this.


That's a pretty long one,
Lan