Many. Different. Stories.

Hello mates.

On this entry, I will touch different, unrelated topics that I feel is useful in many ways.

To make you laugh.
To make you sensible.
To make up for the time I went off to life and forget blogging.

Let's just say I'm not really in the mood these past few days.

But fear not.

I am now,
And Nescafe's just in front of me on my desk.

Anyway I will talk about:

Alien vs Predator 2 and how much it sucks ass (SPOILERS ALERT!)
Talking cock session that results me knowing how dirty I can become in MSN
Jason's touch on Minahs and Mats in his blog


Now, dirty stuffs first.
Cause I find them funny.

If you haven't, do visit "Nura Papaya" blog link at the side.

It's the one with the longest all-text entry from her.
Or at least I thought.

So to those people who fucking feels I'm arrogant and I only socialise with marching ants,
And cats.

Read that entry and feel ashamed of what you never saw in me.

But don't feel I'm a pervert though.

Or I'll be hurt,
Then I will be in no mood to blog,

I'll end up deleting my blog,
I'll start curing my boredom to healthy dosage of porn.
I'll become a true pervert,
Trained in the arts of watching and doing porn.








You wouldn't want me smiling to you like that.

So don't hurt me.



Next, I would like you people to have a read about Mats and Minahs, and how some guys cheated girls mainly for sex.

You may say you know how to protect yourself and bla this and bla that.
But face the fact, you will never understand what could be going in guys' minds,
Or should I say, most.

Read about it by clicking "Jason Critician" link at the side.
And by the way his and Dilly Padi's blog are the most entertaining ones I ever come across.
So do visit them often.


Now.
Alien Vs Predator= Requiem.
Or AvP2 if u lyk short forms.

And why you should not watch it.

The reasons why I had to watch it because I find Aliens cool,
Or better known as Xenomorphs since Aliens can mean several other beings.

Now don't go telling me things like how Predator is cool and how one Predator can own the entire Alien's nest.

Look at it this way: Predators have weapons that made them powerful.

While Aliens, are weapons by it's nature.

Acidic blood, Spiky-tail with blade at the end, Sharp teeth and class.
Heck even it's tongue have a mouth that can kills people.

And I find Predators are uglier when they showed their face compared to Aliens.

But I admit though I find predators cool too,
Just that I'm more bias towards Aliens.

lol.

Now let's get to the insults.

This is Alien.





Meet Mr Predator




The newbie,

Kuwagamon,
I mean, Predalien.




Predalien looks fucked up to me but I will take back my words if you somehow finds her cool or sexy for some reasons.

But I shan't judge her from the looks.



SPOILERS WARNING!!!!!!






Now what's exactly so bad about this movie that it pisses me of and makes me regret opening up my wallet, going out late at night, and only to come back thinking I could have done better with 10 bucks?

To summarize it all up,

Bad storyline,
Bad acting,
Really bad dialogues
Bad Predalien design.

And worst of all,

They made a 9mm pistol looks like Superman punching Alien's head.

You gotta be fucking kidding me man.

By making Alien be hurt from a 9mm is totally discriminating the Xenomorphs themselves and Aliens fans like me.


Oh yeah anyway, there weren't as much action as in AvP itself, which I find better than AvP 2 in many ways.

Even though it still sucks.

I can never forget about that honorable warrior who tag with a human, even making free tattoos on her face.

Especially that part when they ran together side by side.

I almost thought they will start kissing in the next scene.





THANK GOD IT NEVER CAME!


But to focus on the positives,
They have a few good parts that deserved a mention.

One will be that "suprise death".

You see, Mr Predator was fighting with Alien.
Then he threw out his smart-disc, those razorblade disc thingy.

It slices through the Alien.

At the same time, the group of people finding ways to escape that town were running down room to room.
The girl who's supposed to be one of the important actors suddenly fly up to the wall.

I almost thought Sylar from Heroes was in the scene.

But I examined it and it turns out the stray Predator's VCD caught her in body and threw her sticking up the wall.

The good part ended abruptly when her boyfriend starts chasing down Predator out of anger shooting at him like crazy.

He got so close to getting killed (And I really like that annoying boy off the movie asap) when Alien came out from nowhere, caught the predator and falling down the lift, umm, lift space.

Whatever it's called.
My english ain't good.

Oh by the way, did I mention there's only one Predator in this movie?

Well what you expect, these Yaut-Jas (I think that's what they're called) are like trophy-hunting species, also known for their honorable hunts.

That's why we keep seeing Predator walking alone except for maybe AvP.

Predalien is pretty funny though.

There's a scene where she french-kissed a woman to implant eggs.
I literally lol-ed at that one.

And remember the phrase:

Whoever wins, We lose.

In AvP2, it's Whoever wins, We still wins (insert smiley face here)

That fight between Predator and Predalien, was cut short when some guy release a bomb that kills the whole town, even those two most important characters.

My final word, this movie sucks.

Rating:

Storyline: 3/10
Dialogues: 1/10
Humor: 1/10 (They made fucking lame jokes)
Action: 6/10 (I love the part Predator plants some laser traps that cuts anything that goes through, But Aliens are smart enough to use another passage =D )
Actors: 2/10


If you people still want to go watch it, by all means go ahead.
Don't say I didn't warn you.


I bet they got the Predalien design from Digimon,
Lan