Song: For Reasons Unknown (The Killers)

I know if destiny's kind,
I've got the rest on my mind.

But my heart it don't beat,
It don't beat the way it used to
And my eyes they don't see you no more

And my lips they don't kiss
They don't kiss the way they used to
And my eyes don't recognize you no more

For reasons unknown


=====Read till the bottom, the whole lot of you=====


I'm very honored to pronounce this creditable act I've long to do since booking out.

The beloved Venti Ice 4 pumps vanilla 1 pump caramel caramel machiatto.
Which I had it at around 2 or 3 hours ago after my half-of-simei-jog.

^.^v

So yeah hi my beloved fucks.

Lots happened lately.
And I really mean it.

A lot.
A fucking lot.

If I were to include shits about my in-camp life,
Blogger.com will face a temporary shutdown due to my amount of text-spams.
And it will affect every other bloggers.

So in short,
Save space,
Save the world.

*Does the Peter Petrelli pose*

Now now.

Friday bookout,
I couldn't say anything much about it.
There wasn't much to say actually.
Because I didn't really do anything.
So I can't say anything much because I didn't do anything much,
Did I?

Yeah that's it for friday's post.

So Saturday was one fine adventure.

Pariapa and Naz wanted to have a morning jog together with me being so-called their,
"Physical Instructor"
Knowing that I'm serving my BMT, I should have the shits needed to be one.

Well what the fuck,
I failed my first IPPT due to 2.4,
And I didn't attend the 2nd one due to MC.

So make it "Sucky Physical Instructor".

They wanted Miss Vietnam to come too,
But like always she always fail to wake up in the morning.
So I called her house in the morning,
Her mom answered,
And the conversation was like.

"Hello can I talk to fika?"
"She's sleeping"
"Do you mind leaving her a message?"
"Uh yes?"
"Tell her to contact her PHYSICAL INSTRUCTOR a.s.a.p"
"Physical Instructor? Oh ok does she have your number?"
"Yes Ma'am"
"Okay."
"Thanks."
"Bye"
*line went dead*
*insert sound effect for putting down N6300 on my desk*
*giggling*

So I got a message from fika awhile later going like.

"Bullshit ah you."

Turns out she had to make up stories to her mom about that physical instructor thingy.

Lol.

Sometimes I love it when I put someone into mini-trouble indirectly.

And due to her mom nagging she can't go,
Well that's what she said.



So I met up the couple at 8am.
Held some warm-ups with them before going on an actual jog around sunplaza park.

It's been awhile since they jog so I kept it at a pathetic 2 rounds.

Naz did okay for someone who have lost touch in jogs.

But pariapa.
Uh.

Let's just put it this way.

From Simei running to the west side.
When Naz got to Outram.
Pariapa should be at Bedok.

There you go.

Heh.
My apologies pariapa, that had to come.

So done with the jog and cool-down,
We went for breakfast and onwards to pariapa's place.

From sunplaza all the way towards the afghanistan area.
To get a fucking hamster.

Because "she" is rejected at pariapa's house due to her mom spraying pesticide at "her" thinking it's some pest that will grow up,
Walk on two legs,
Holding a cane,
Goes to a pet shop and get 4 terrapins,
Create a party called Ninja Turtles.

So to save financially by avoiding the purchases of pizzas everday,
Pariapa gave it to Naz instead.

Naz,
Whom to us is a hamster himself,
Was tasked to take care of his own species.
Smaller one.

Bad move pariapa knowing that your hamster's female.

Oh wait let's not touch on that.

Now pics of saturday morning.



"Supposingly" F.I Alan White wearing white




Molested by a chair who can't resist Lan-brings-sexyback




Pariapa and Naz--erk, I mean a hamster (I know I can't see it either)


So went home.

Met fika up near her house as I was assigned to do sentry duty while she did her studying.

Sha came next.
And,



Although half of the time I don't know what they talking about.
It's like meeting my close friends up and they talk about motorcycles,
While I sat there imagining I'm white ranger standing on my tigerzord,

In senang diri position.

So yeah I was actually doing my delivery of a police tee I bought to fika,
But shits happened and she made me do sentry duty.

Well at least it's good to know she started using pantene shampoo again.
Oh wtf.

So bid farewell and went over to simpang bedok to give my friends a treat.
Since I had nothing important to spend with my pay.

Oh and we met frez's penang girlfriend in person that night.

Afterwards we went to chill around at tampines area till late night and I went home for my sleep.


Ok fuck this is one boring post.

And my apologies to faf for not going that tapestry thingy.
Nobody to go with. :(



*Case Closed due to Voluntarily Causing Hurt by Mind*
:)


Ahhh book in,
TSC Alan White