Damn Nat, she gave me one hard pinch

Watch this.



Now watch this.




Told you I love complicated girls.

Somehow the ending of the first video never failed to get me laughing,
The expression,
The mouth,
The "WHAT!"

Priceless.

And of course,

"Damn Natalie, you're a crazy chick"
"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK!"

Now that's my baby Natalie to you.

Ahaha.

So like you've guessed it,
My desktop recovered suprisingly.

Just half an hour to go before Mr Repairman arrives and gives my desktop some counselling,
It suddenly came alive.

I tried restarting it again and bloody hell,
It works fine.

So I got my mom to call Mr Repairman and canceled the invitation,
Thank God he haven't came out of his house.

Best news for the day:
Sing Dollars Saved.


Talking about speedy recovery,
After days of me being stressed bout the gig on 25th April,
After days of trying to find one that can temporarily takes my drummer's seat,

Khai has recovered.




Good news for Melfraps,
He'll be joining us back on Sunday's jamming.

And of course our two upcoming gigs.








Now now,
Before I go to sleep for another morning shift shit later,

Shit.

SHIT.

Before I continue,
SHIT!




The two I marked with pink spray,
That's two arabs who added me somehow.

And when I probed further,




I don't know it's pure coincidence or what,
But I'm presently talking with some arab-blooded girl on MSN,
And suddenly these two arab guys from bahrain added me up.

Indirectly threatening me when they mentioned about some Iraqi friend.

Bloody hell,
That teaches me not to mess up with some shisha-loving arab chick.

I had some white gays adding me up last time asking me to webcam with them,
And now this.

I'm starting to wonder if they actually talks about me in these countries.

Okay fuck,
Let's get on with my "Almost got conned" story.


You see,
I was planning to buy a PSP for myself.

Because I need it in my line of work,
Cause' when there's nothing to do,
Everyone magically took out a PSP from somewhere and leaving me daydreaming.

I did my research and eventually went out to Far East Plaza to get one for myself,
After reading that it's one of the best shops around to get a PSP,
Amazing customer service and good pricing.

I've also heard news about the latest version being unmodded,
Meaning to say it can't play downloaded games.

So off I went to Far East Plaza and started finding "Funz Square",
The shop everyone was talking about.

I came to one PSP shop that has a "Square" in it's name,
I blindly went to the shopkeeper thinking it's the shop I'm looking for.

I'm gonna cut this short,

It came close to 30 minutes standing there buying my first PSP,
With the shop assistant being patient with me and trying to rake up good offers for me.

So I came to know the latest version suprisingly was able to play downloaded games,
Whether it's true or not, I don't know,
But somehow it starts the suspicion in me.

Then he claimed that the memory stick which was included with the PSP bundled set is a genuine one,
Till I eventually load that shit in front of him and found out it's not like what he said.

He staggered a little and mentioned that he didn't know about it and tried to offer me the other memory card which he so-called genuine,
So what if it's genuine,
He offered me some bullshit brand memory card and even adds up the price.

I said no and because of him been doing so much for me,
I was still going to buy the PSP.

There's this carrying case I've asked for earlier to bring home along with the PSP,
Until something inside of me just send some invisible force to my tounge and makes me go,

"Eh can cancel the carrying case?"

In which he called his boss about it,
Maybe to seek advice on how to cancel the receipt thingy,
Yes it was written and signed already.

Heh.

So he put down his phone and told me that the bundled set comes with the carrying case.

In which I opened that "menu" again and pinpointed that it didn't mention about the case under bundled set,
I also mentioned that if it's really a bundled set,
Why am I paying for the case?

He staggered for awhile,
Called his boss again,
And there he goes,
The worst tactic of conning arts.


"My boss say if the customer don't want to buy then don't sell it to him."

Now press R1, R1, X, O, O, SELECT!

"Okay can."
*Lan uses Smile of Arrogance on seller*
*Seller is now stoned and shocked -15hp*
*Lan walks away successfully*

So I left smiling,
With him still stoning and that blue PSP just lying there on the desk,
With screen protectors on,
Ready for someone to bring that baby home.

Pariapa and his ex-classmates walking with me away from the shop.

Man,
If life's a movie,
That's one part I would gladly put up for the trailer.

And as it turns out,
That was not Funz Square I went to,
If you're planning to get PSP or the like,
Please don't do the same mistake I did.

Never go to Gamer Square at Far East Plaza.
And don't mistake the 3rd floor being the 2nd floor,
Because thats what starts all this crap up for me.

Anyway,
Funzsquare was closed when I went there afterwards,
I'll probably make another trip there again just before my night shift tomorrow.


Gotta love my arrogance aura,
Lan