Two of us, flipping through the thrift store's magazine.

LU APA MACAMMM

GUA BAEKKK,

erm today late for sch as usual, but dis one da teacher very the HAMPEH laa.. lesson starts at 1pm i come 2pm, den i come in clsroom wiv my earpiece stuck at my ear.. i sit down liao at my seat den i realised why got ppl starin at me, i open den heard mashita calling my name

"LAN LAN CIKGU BOBAL NGAN KAU LA LAN LAN"

den da teacher stare at me with his fish eye and ask me.. "u know what time it is, u know what time ur supposed to come?"

den i replied

"ya, 1pm.. i just now sent my cat to the vet."

Teacher: *insert blur look here*
Lan: *tries to rap* I SENT my cat to the vet, and i was so sad and upset.
Teacher: *insert blur face* ......okay, dont be late again.. u always late right?
Lan: where got, 2nd time only la.

den i continued with the work they doing.. i donno hw to do cus late mah, den i ask leon help me.. i understand liao...walao effing easy leh.. believe me, ITS A 1 MINUTE WORK FOR GOODNESS SAKE. should have come more late late la haiya.

den finish liao we go break i eat hot dog bread, go out awhile den come back for DMT test..

hmm ok lah, 15 questions MCQ.. scored 80%.. quite okay la since i never studied.. oh ya my definition of test is "To test how much I know without trying to upgrade by studying for it". so pretty fine to me lah, haha.. teacher nv believe i didnt study.. bladi hell..

so afta da test, they all sabo my cls mate WEI BOON for his bdae..walao his hair like as if kena dump truck releasing the rubbish sia.. so many different things on his hair, they use this spray can thingy and spray2 run2 laugh2 sweat2.. so yah..

den me, fad, yat and huda go tamps again.. i buy mocha milkshake at MAC, they buy cappucino at STARBUCKS. wah tat shows how cheapskate i am reli..haha..den ah, we go toys r us at TM play here play there..haha nothing to do sia really..den bla bla bla i go home.

just now i send of da jeans i bought ytd, to alter at simei tailor there.. wah piang 10 bucks kena.. i getting it to be straight-cutted and skinny..tmr collect bfore CNY..

Happy Chinese New Year in Advance,
Alan Tan Ah Lang