My PUNK'D Victim for today: Fareha

I'll skip all unnecesary things to bring you the main event of today

DISCLAIMER: Non Malays reading, please ask for an english copy if you're interested, thanks.



The iRANDOM Gathering on MSN

It's just an usual random chatting going on when..

(11:34 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	da ah aku isap skl lagi baek
(11:34 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	semua tdo agaknye
(11:34 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	SKL?
(11:34 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	pehal
(11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	pehal?
(11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	SKL aper sia
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	rokok
(11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	ish alan
(11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	rabak
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	yg bau cherry ade, blueberry ade
(11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	ko hisap roKOk
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	sry ah beb
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	influence ah

^ The introduction ^

11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	kater je tk nak lagi

(11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	ko talk cock sia

(11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	alan cock-ster ar
(11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	bebual Shit

getting angry..

(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	ape aku aut
(11:35 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	lu pangse larh
(11:35 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	uat
(11:36 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	ko kater ko tak hisap lagi

den nazri add in

(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	stress beb
(11:36 PM) Say It Now,You K:	minom beer
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	pompan reject gua

(11:36 PM) Say It Now,You K:	ubat batok kak
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	naz tkmu ckp psl tu la

(11:36 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	tu lu nye pasal arh.
(11:36 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	ish rabak sia

(11:36 PM) Say It Now,You K:	crious ah
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	k la
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	aku minom beer
(11:36 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	sikit je

sure increases the disappointed level up a mile or more

(11:37 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	aku stakat nk rase je camne
(11:37 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	gila loh

(11:37 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	nie la budak zaman skg
(11:37 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	dahsyat2

(11:37 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	lebih baik ko peg main nombor kuda skali
(11:37 PM) Say It Now,You K:	jgn marah
(11:37 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	maner tau untung2 ko dpt 10million
(11:37 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	relek
(11:38 PM) Say It Now,You K:	hish
(11:38 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	bkan aku amik dadah
(11:38 PM) Say It Now,You K:	relaks ah fareha

heres my prolly fav part

(11:38 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	eh maner ada. aku cuma ckp je
(11:38 PM) ((= Hafizah:	fareha sensitip skit
(11:38 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	tapi seriously la
(11:38 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	pe
(11:38 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	alan buih se
(11:38 PM) Say It Now,You K:	u sounds likre angry
(11:38 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	fiza nie bukan sensitive ke aper la
(11:38 PM) ((= Hafizah:	u SOUND la
(11:38 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	walao wey. Ok Ok. aku tak angry
(11:39 PM) Say It Now,You K:	ok gd
(11:39 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	nie korg nye life la. whatever k.
(11:39 PM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	aku bukan promise sape2 seh aku takkan rokok ke minom ke
(11:39 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	but u like pangse loh
(11:39 PM) ((= Hafizah:	eh dis is getting personal
(11:39 PM) Miss Flat Feet:	ckp mcm real je. Ok la watever la

After that, my totally random talkin changed the mood 180. only naz know im not talkin truth.. so yeah everyone was like avoid talkin to me, showing their disgust on wad i so call "called" myself. heh.. it continues being soo boring and silent till fareha dcided to leave.. and..thats when we uncover the truth..

(12:11 AM) Say It Now,You K:	i got sumtin important to announce

12:11 AM) Say It Now,You K:	BEFORE U ALL GO
(12:12 AM) Say It Now,You K:	OUR FREN HERE HAV SUMTIN TO ANNOUNCE
(12:12 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	?
(12:12 AM) ((= Hafizah:	>?
(12:12 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	?
(12:12 AM) Say It Now,You K:	SO PLS GIVE IT UP TO AZLAN
(12:12 AM) Say It Now,You K:	applause
(12:12 AM) ((= Hafizah:	applause
(12:12 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	clap
(12:12 AM) Say It Now,You K:	orite

NOW GUYS, LOOK AT MY AWESOME RANDOM POEM, HAHAHAHAHA

12:12 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	lu pikir gua stim ubat batok lu pikir gua hisap rokok tapi lu pikir la betol gua fake je la badigol
(12:12 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	haha

and the result..

(12:12 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	HAHHAHHA~ babi la.
(12:13 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	kaniney lu alan.
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K:	yeah
(12:13 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	ouh ko nak kena kan aku balik eh psl nombor hp tuh
(12:13 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	ccb
(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	sume serious seh tadi

(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	smpi aku tk layan sgt

(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	haha
(12:13 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	diam loh
(12:13 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	NOT FUNNY K
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K:	baek lan
(12:13 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	Aku malu
(12:13 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahhha!
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K:	da revenge
(12:13 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	babi siak
(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	fiza amcm
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K:	yeah
(12:13 AM) Say It Now,You K:	YEAH
(12:13 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	relek member
(12:13 AM) ((= Hafizah:	baik ah alan!!

thanks for the support guys, heres more..

(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	kan aku da ckp fareha
(12:14 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahhha
(12:14 AM) Say It Now,You K:	yeah
(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	aku ni man of my word

(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	takkan aku nk isap rokok

(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	mak reha seriously pe anti aku seh tadi
(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	haha
(12:14 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	cekik darah la korg
(12:14 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahha
(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	seram skejap
(12:14 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	da ar
(12:14 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	diam
(12:14 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahha
(12:14 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	aku igt ko tk caye

Her comments

(12:15 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	eh aku tak le tahan ar ketawa
(12:15 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	siak ar korg
(12:15 AM) Say It Now,You K:
(12:15 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	bagus eh bodo kan aku
(12:15 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	jap aku nk interview ko jap

(12:16 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	"So Mak Reha, what do you feel just now when you got to know Lan tried smoking and drinking?"

(12:16 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	SURPRISED LAK setan
(12:16 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahha
(12:16 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	pastu angry kan
(12:16 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	ha

(12:16 AM) ((= Hafizah:	surprise je?
(12:16 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	beh mcm upset la, cause ko said ko tak smOke and all these mah

AWWWWW

(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	then i called u cockster
(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahha
(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	K da shut up
(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	i feel so stupid right now
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	haha
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	siak ah
(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	tak funny k
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	tak sangke naz pandai paly along
(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	stop it siak
(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	babi se korg
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	play*
(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	i realli tot its real larh

(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	actuali kitorg tk plan
(12:17 AM) ((= Hafizah:	haha
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	aku je out of randomness
(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	serious sia
(12:17 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	beh aku ngok ko da caye
(12:17 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	Ok aku atcually skg tgh ketawa sambil nangis
(12:18 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahha

and

(12:21 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	serious se alan
(12:21 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahha
(12:21 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	aku benci ar korg
(12:21 AM) Nescaf3/Lan}-{ I:	haha
(12:21 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahha
(12:21 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	serious se
(12:22 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	aku igt tol ar

(12:23 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	irritating se. beh aku nangis sia ble ko give that nabey pantun of urs.
(12:23 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	hahhha
(12:23 AM) Miss Flat Feet:	rupa rupa nye aku kena bodo.
	pfft. THATS ALL FOLKS, HAPPY LAUGHING AND HAVE A NICE DAY

Carling Cup 2007 Champions - Chelsea FC

Hello,

Just another normal Sunday for me. I woke up pretty late at 2pm, then Naz came as I went to the shower. As I finished soaking myself up, went back to my room and had a few matches with him on winning eleven. Heh we play as a team with da Singapore team he created, pretty cool huh. Ok la sometimes win sometimes lose. Singapore mah.. ;)

Then we went to 201 tamps, i got my altered jeans back, but wtf man must pay 4 bux xtra, he edit da jeans tat HE altered last time, still must pay.. walao, aiya nvm la wad to do, jus pay lor.. so uh den went to Mac, ate mcnuggets, mcflurry and mcgulp, uh i meant Big Gulp, from 7-11. chat for quite some time bfore goin home and gettin on net findin ppl to irritate. heh. played poker with amin too via MSN.

da jeans ok liao, just hw i want it to be.. it looks sort of tapered but its not if u observe.. so don go to me and tellin me where i taper da pants, i'll throw an empty can of nescafe straight to ur head im tellin u..


CARLING CUP FINAL, CHELSEA VS ARSENAL

okay la to start of, both played greatly. arsenal had a great start before chelsea started finding their own tempo.. best part is Ballack played, but he didnt really played a big role this time..

my biggest worry lies with John Terry, theres dis chelsea's corner into da penalty box.. and Terry went in with a diving header towards da loose ball, when Arsenal's defender swings a powerful kick to clear the ball, and instead slams on Terry's face in full force. Yes, it's that scary. My heart stopped for a moment as Terry fell to the floor unconscious, facing up. The teammates tried to move his arm to see if he response, but he's totally KO-ed. Takes round 5 mins to get him on da stretcher, with oxygen mask and some headgear thingy, then they carried him off.

The exciting football continues till Mikel and Toure clashes with each other. and they started fighting, breath taking part too since almost all the players, even the managers, joined the fight tryin to calm each other down. da big fights last for like 5 mins, mikel and toure gets a red card each. and adebayor of arsenal gets a red card too for elbowing Bridge during the fight.

The match went over 100th minute of injury time then..

PRIT PRIT PRIITTTTTTTTT

Da next thing i saw was chelsea running all over the field with flags and the CARLING CUP and they shout joyfully. emotional la i see them, haha.. man i feel bad Terry was not the one lifting the cup.. I do hope he's okay and gets well soon.


I love blue, I love Blues,
Frank Lanpard

My girl and her first fall.

That's right, my dear iPod just had her first fall. but i'll touch on that later.

Friday, 23rd

as usual, i came late for my NMS lesson, start at 11am but i came at almost 1pm. haha, oh well teacher just marked me present anyway, aha cool dude. anyway had NMS phase test later in da aftn lesson, no prob since cher helped alot, no matter if i ask or no.

so uh afta sch, me and zaimi went to TM. mariapa met her fren and da other AMCs had drama class.. so ya we went to TM's mac upon reachin, i ate MCchicken meal and him, big mac.. hmm ok la so we talk bout sum personal stuff.. den afta eatin and havin quite a long chat, we waited for the rest of AMC at tamps interchange, they reached liao i went to meet my fren, go take my altered jeans and went to play ball with our frens.. with me in ITE uniform, sucks ass. anyway went home pretty late, ard 10-ish, watched inuyasha, chat awhile den slp.

Saturday. 24th

My dental for todae was postponed to nx week.. gd news is tat i can still eat my usual stuff with all my teeth still in for another week, bad news is tat my nx dental appt is on 3rd March, and the following week, 10th March, im taking out another two teeth. band camp is around there, im startin to worry if i can attend da camp..

so yeah, todae i went to alter two jeans, one is da one tat tamps201 altered but not tight enough, da other is tight but not on the thigh part..PLEASE I DON WANNA B MATTAPPERED.. so yeah straight cut for both, da one tat looks tappered will b edited to make it UNtappered. went home afta tat.

so ya 6pm i met reza mat and naz to go for chingay thingy.. my first time too.. hmm ok la da thingy is OKAY.. da performance i only like is da one wiv military band one.. they're cool, no doubt bout tat. so yeah we sat like bout 7pm, and it ended round 10pm.. 3 hours sitting on the roadside hump.. walao i have been enduring the pain on my butt for so long.. so uncomfortable man..

oh ya, theres two times the performers throw sumtink to me, towel and the other donno wad. i got da towel den got this nyonya like playin my hair from behind, i turn ard saw her askin for da towel.. wtf i got it and it shld b mine wad.. but heck care la since i only WANT it and i don NEED it, so i gave it to her. den next i got this keychain or wad, den now da aunty beside me sittin wants it right after i picked it up, ah wtf just give la. yes i know im kind hearted. ;)

so yeah when da thingy finally ended, i got up and keep shouting at my butt with such exaggerated look, things like "ARGHHH PANTAT SAKIT.. AHHH!! AHHH!!!" haha yeah i shouted too much todae, esp durin da performance.. all except mat was shouting almost everitime.. da ones sit ard us boring lah, all apek n nyonyas that come to the performance just to take a break from mahjong.

so yeah we walked to city hall MRT and went home.. durin da MRT ride, REZA dropped my beloved GIRLFRIEND! wah omgwtflol my iPod just slipped down the leather case and fell onto the mrt floor.. naz sittin bside me started laughin straight away.. nb he.. wah ok la i was heartbroken la see my baby girl fell head first like tat.. lucky no scratch and still ok.. walao reza ur hands dangerous man i tell u..

hmm ok la tats pretty much all..

Later,
Lan

Woman open the door, don't let it sting. I want to breathe that fire again.

okey sum1 pressure me to update my blog so ya, here it is..

ytd is an okok day ah, came for lesson quite early but still late. but earlier then my usual "late". heh. so umm nuthin much, den finish liao me and AMC went to tm, dis time without zaimi.. so yea i bought vanilla milkshake.. im vanilla crazie dis month i guess...shucks.. so ya den afta they smoke, we go void deck play card again.. den go hom..

at hom, tat ayam finally came on9 after so long a time.. talked awhile den i bring her to talk wiv my another fren PALEPA.. both of them has the largest chat log with me, my comp even lagged awhile when loading either one of em chat logs.. YEAH that big.. erm okay la, ayam didnt reli tok much.. eleh wan to act shy2, shy my ass. =p den she went off liao, shortly after tat.. Group Conversation between me, naz, palepa n fiza came.

that is when iRANDOM was born.. heh, here's a little info bout what we do:

iFAR: Founding Member / Chairperson a.k.a Mak Reha
iNAZ: Ministry of Random a.k.a MOR
iFIZ: Bad Mouth Woman a.k.a BMW
iLAN: Crazy, Random & Annoying Paranoid a.k.a CRAP.

For more information pls contact 1900-RAN-DOM and refer to the automated phone to guide you.

==THE NEXT DAY==

went to sch, abit late reach bout 1.45pm.. da cher stare awhile at me again, but lucky nv scold.. cus i forgot to tink of an excuse. so yeah its CPG again, this time we do a wine glass wiv more complicated technics.. erm okay la i got a fren who help me out on wad i missed.. heh. afta CPG me n AMC went canteen to eat, me as usual la eat rice, 2 wantan 2 nuggets 1 hotdog. den go out awhile tok2, den zaimi n mariapah carey go hom.

so uh me n da leftovers go for DMT class, wow wad a confusin lesson dis time.. quite blur ah wad cher teachin..hmm.. so afta lesson they all went mashita's house, but i went tamps to meet iNAZ.. i go da tailor at 201 there send my jeans for modification, den go mac eat..

WAH SUWEY LAH, saw azillah, haslyna and their fren i never saw bfore, fira i tink.. so yeh they sat bside me n naz den we all tok2 abit.. wow im shocked to see da female Az actually skinnier den me, well by 1 cm at most i guess..den uh tok2 crap2 eat2 den go hom, naz follow me back den play ps2 at my hom.

den he go hom, den just nw gt iRandom meeting again, den we talk, but we nv talk much, den we go off, den i wan to slp, but i forgot to blog, den i blog, den i write all these, den nw i tinkin of slping

Den i write my name under this,
Lan (iLAN)

Aggressively, we all defend the role we play.

4.20am here, so yeah early morning to u guys, have a nice day.

For the last 3 days, I have been stayin home round 95% of the time.. the only time i went out is when i wanna get food and when i went to TM's macdonald for dinner wiv mom and sis..

TM Macdonald

Here, I ate that prosperity chicken meal, with upsized wedges and coke. I think it was large, nt tat sure thou.. OKAY so this prosperity chicken burger, first few bites were okay. nice and all.. but time flies and im cryin all over my face... ITS EFFIN SPICY!

YOU READ ME?

ITS SOO *toot*-ing son of a *toot* *too* ing SPICEH!

*cries*

okay so yeah mom n sis was like laughin at me for cryin over a burger.. if u guys saw me in tat situation, u will b...yea.. will b u noe wad im saying? yeah.

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SO YES BOUT MSN: boring. none of da contacts actually talk to me tat much.. and i had to keep my crap in a shell as my brain aches with each crap i tink about and never crapped it out.. argh the torture.. so finally after so long, last night PALEPA came back from MY (i tink).

so yeah we chatted and chatted about crap and random and unimportant thingies.. and i jsut got to know AZWA is part of PALEPA name.. tat makes it PALEPA AZPA. heck when i got to noe she got a AZ in her name, my respect just went up 5x..

AZ= Cruise Control for Cool, BEBEH! =D

okey.. so yeah tats all.. oh yeah i went LJS last nite and bought COMBO 1 take away upsize drink and lemon tea as a drink too.. i went to buy a comb but for reasons unknown, i bought poker cards too..HEY dont ask me why, mayb i wanna go to sch tmr and throw cards like Gambit of X-Men after I set them on fire..

*runs around throwing cards covered in flames at that teacher who keep asking me to take my cap off*

and now, well my sch finally returned from CNY holiday.. lesson startin at 12, so uh its like 9 hours from now.. okay im gonna wake up at 12 and see wad time i'll b reaching...


I wanna be a student in Xavier's Academy,
LanBit

MSN contacts hit rock bottom.

HEY ALL

Today is such a fun day, lots of things happen.. but i'll keep it short.

Went out of my bedroom
Go kitchen
Go bedroom back
Go living room play with cat
Go back bedroom
Stare at my msn hoping someone talkative will come out
Go toilet
Go back bedroom

THERE YOU GO!

haiz today so boring la actually, never go out, den msn nt much ppl to talk with..

ARGHHH I WANNA CRY BECUS IM EFFIN BORED!


Ask me out please anyone,
Lan

HAPPEH CHINESE NEW YARRRRRR!

yeah happy CNYarrrrr to all my chinese mates and whoever else celebrates it.. and happy eating oranges.

=D

so, todaes saturday, prolly my fav day of everi week.. i cant reli tell why so u can just make ur own reason and believe it..so yah i woke up at 11am and...

met ayam ard 2 like tat, we go try the simei's ljs der.. our first time going out, first time eatin simei's ljs, first time ordered cajun chicken there.. so yeah, First Time 3in1. hmm okla my comment for simei's ljs is, its pretty bad sad to say.. lemme list em

Firstly, ders like only 2 counters serving and ders an effin lots of ppl queuing (sp?) up for their order, until can reach outside door.. secondly ders not really any cleaner ard, trays and food lies abandoned on sum tables (fortunately nt ours) for a damn long time.. thirdly da food is nt up to LJS standard IMO, rice being hard and my cajun being oily, and ayam oso commented da fish tasted bad.

And finally, its too cramped up.. its like a tradition to whoever is in tat LJS have to say "Excuse me" at least once..

so afta eatin ayam go meet her cuz and i went down ntuc to restock my nescafe cappucino, hot stuff for now hehe.. so went back, get changed den go meet my frens at tamps for football.. so yea ders mat, naz, and da long-time-nv-see ayi.. wa muscleman la ko skrg haha.

so ya, go to reza's stsoccer court der to play.. den play against one team, we lose 5-4 haha.. scored 2, ok la i didnt really played good, their keeper lazy to save only.. so uh den we met reza and we go play da court near ghufran mosque there.. den got one team battle wiv us, all of dem like mats ah.. sheesh i feel like goin home all e way man while playin.. irritating.

niwae i reached home like 10.30pm.. haiya boring sia so little ppl online MSN.. bladi hell return home early oso no use.. oh and Chelsea 4-0 Norwich for FA cup just now. still no ballack..


Can gimme one Ang Pao pls?,
Alang Paoh

Two of us, flipping through the thrift store's magazine.

LU APA MACAMMM

GUA BAEKKK,

erm today late for sch as usual, but dis one da teacher very the HAMPEH laa.. lesson starts at 1pm i come 2pm, den i come in clsroom wiv my earpiece stuck at my ear.. i sit down liao at my seat den i realised why got ppl starin at me, i open den heard mashita calling my name

"LAN LAN CIKGU BOBAL NGAN KAU LA LAN LAN"

den da teacher stare at me with his fish eye and ask me.. "u know what time it is, u know what time ur supposed to come?"

den i replied

"ya, 1pm.. i just now sent my cat to the vet."

Teacher: *insert blur look here*
Lan: *tries to rap* I SENT my cat to the vet, and i was so sad and upset.
Teacher: *insert blur face* ......okay, dont be late again.. u always late right?
Lan: where got, 2nd time only la.

den i continued with the work they doing.. i donno hw to do cus late mah, den i ask leon help me.. i understand liao...walao effing easy leh.. believe me, ITS A 1 MINUTE WORK FOR GOODNESS SAKE. should have come more late late la haiya.

den finish liao we go break i eat hot dog bread, go out awhile den come back for DMT test..

hmm ok lah, 15 questions MCQ.. scored 80%.. quite okay la since i never studied.. oh ya my definition of test is "To test how much I know without trying to upgrade by studying for it". so pretty fine to me lah, haha.. teacher nv believe i didnt study.. bladi hell..

so afta da test, they all sabo my cls mate WEI BOON for his bdae..walao his hair like as if kena dump truck releasing the rubbish sia.. so many different things on his hair, they use this spray can thingy and spray2 run2 laugh2 sweat2.. so yah..

den me, fad, yat and huda go tamps again.. i buy mocha milkshake at MAC, they buy cappucino at STARBUCKS. wah tat shows how cheapskate i am reli..haha..den ah, we go toys r us at TM play here play there..haha nothing to do sia really..den bla bla bla i go home.

just now i send of da jeans i bought ytd, to alter at simei tailor there.. wah piang 10 bucks kena.. i getting it to be straight-cutted and skinny..tmr collect bfore CNY..

Happy Chinese New Year in Advance,
Alan Tan Ah Lang

tet tet *incoming message* tet tet: "HAPPY VALENTINES DAY" tet tet

ah yes, today valentines day.. oh sry for da long nv update, erm quite long la.. been soo nt busy these days.. hais.

hmm nothin much to talk bout laa.. erm dis past few daes owaes go hom late, been followin AMC go TM everitime afta sch, eat LJS.. heh and watch them smoke.. job veri simple oni.

ah den todae afta sch i followed Ro-zai-mee-siam and umpasi-palante-maria go bedok der meet their gf n bf respectively.. WAH I EXTRA SIA haha.. but one of em bring one of their cat down so i got fren liao.. haha..so bla bla bla den ah...

i met my outtasch fren naz at bedok int den take mrt to beach rd.. over der i go buy 2 jeans den go hom take taxi, met my mom at eastpoint since she payin for my fare since i gt no money left, den get money to go eat at BK awhile bfore going home.. haha best seh while im chattin wiv my fans at msn, he go create SINGAPORE TEAM in my football game..but still BETA version.. hah and we demo awhile..

aniwae, da uncle whom i bought jeans bluff seh.. say no need go alter la straight la wad la.. but when i test just now, walao not that "skinny" yet seh.. so mayb tmr i go alter la, make it smaller to show my sexy bony legs..

"Don't you wanna feel my bones?"

but good oso la since da uncle drop da price from 38 bux to 30 bux, WAH good deal man.. haha

It's Indie rock N roll for me,
Lan

I said if destiny's kind, I got the rest on my mind..

Cause my heart, it don't beat, it don't beat the way it used to and my eyes, they don't see you no more.. *sings along to Killers' For Reasons Unknown*

*coughs*

oh yea hi, sry for da delay in gettin my post up here.. hehe busy laa.. erm not actually busy but erm, yeah not busy.

SO, ahh where to start.. hmm not much happening ahh.. but oya last friday i actually hang out with All Malay Clan from my class. afta sch we went to TM cus hidayat wanna go nokia shop send his hp for repair.. so ahh take queue number liao den we go eat at Food Culture.. i don tink i can be wrong when i say this: but everytime go tampines with anyone from my school, always must visit Food Culture... RIGHT? anyway we almost all the way talk crap non stop.. haha im gettin out of my shell more and more..

yessir.

so yeah den yat send his hp liao, we go sumwer lepak awhile n play cards, not gamble ah.. den rozaimi's fren come liao play 2gether awhile, i dono them so my noisiness decreased by 80%. umm den soon afta tat i went home..ard 7 plus pm like tat..

when I went home, somethin suwey-ish happened.. cus i always took mrt fr sch to home wen goin hom, i actually took "to pasir ris" side when I'm on tampines.. so yeah just before the mrt door closed i actually thought "omg wrong train" but again i know i cant make it out in time without risking getting half of body stucked between the doors, the mrt dragging me alive, my head smashing against whatever obstacle there is, followed my me getting buried.. and ah.. and ahh...crap.

so umm go to pasir ris den take the other mrt back to simei.. waste time..

den wen got to simei.. guess wad i saw.. LJS JUST OPENED WOOHOOOOO!!!

den got home another gd news oso, ayam finally found her kitty.. haha congrats to her, heard da cat bcame very skinny too... ahh expected.

so on sat den, naz came my house play game awhile.. den go to toko warisan at tamps to buy my minyak urang aring, make my hair thicker.. since my hair damn thin la, irritatin u know.. heh so yea i still have it on now, gasp..

oh me and ayam went with a bet, one day go LJS 2gether den see if she can make me laugh, haha more of a dare.. if i can eat my food till finish without laughin, i win one fries, woohoo u heard me? ONE FRIES..

so yea will b waitin for tat day, mayb gonna be my first time eat simei LJS too, haha..

oh and i updated photos on my frenster, GO SEE AND COMMENT IF YOU NOTHING TO DO.

Watch it now here he comes,
Lan

It's official now, ayam is the scariest person I have on my MSN contact list

Guten Tag,

okay da most interesting news will be reserved till near-end, heh sorry just gotta go wiv da flow amigo.

so today i didnt went for sch.. didnt really feel like gettin up.. haiz lazy ass of mine.. anyway, woke up ard 4pm, haha yeah i noe i slept long.. but pls i slept at 6am okay.. so no suprise.. ugh aniwae didnt really do much todae.. cept i continue playin BFME2, oh btw i finished the Good Campaign, so now playin da evil one.. play as goblins.. shucks.. but of course got cool stuffs such as nazgul.. hurray.

so ah 7pm went for dental appt.. doc put more o-rings into between sum of my teeth. NO not onion rings, those small o rings.. ok la quite painful.. but wad i learnt is more painful.. NEXT 2 APPOINTMENTS INVOLVE EXTRACTION! AHHHHHHHH! one more time shout with me guys,

AHHHHHHH!

so yeah nx appt must pluck out 2 teeth, den da followin appt another 2 teeth, which make it 4.. pain or no what to do, gotta endure for perfection man.. oh and just now my first time make da doc laugh.. hurray for me.. silly of me asking him this in such a blur tone: "erm, wen pluck out teeth rite, u got like make it numb first den take out?" and he goes like

"*insert cow laughin here* of course no lahhh.. theres no longer those painful kind of extraction already, of course make it numb lahhh.. *continues laughin*"

ME: rite, thanks, bye. *exits door*

yeah sometink like tat.. haha.. den me n mom go banquet actualli i wan buy nasi padang.. but im like wtf man, i saw one tiny roach at one of sides to put at ur rice.. so being me, i just went downstairs to KFC and bought..

ME: [speed talk]hey can i have a O.R fillet meal whip potato change to coleslaw and drink mountain dew pls [/speed talk]

Counter: Erm, O.R fillet meal, whip potato change coles law and a...?

ME: Mountain dew, for the drink, thanks. oh and take away.

heh i just love speedtalkin and make a "WTF" pop up ontop of their heads.. yeahhaha.. oh did i mentioned i oso ate the veggies?

den went home play poker awhile den finally, after long wait..

*insert msn sound here*

MSN: "Ayam" (not a real name) is online

bout time, finally got someone to vomit all my crap on..muaaaaahahahahahah

now listen, whatever i listed down below is extracted from my chat log files, and wad we said is purely unintentional, it happened rapidly n tat is why it scares me, as if ayam read my mind wad im gonna say.. here it goes:

(9:46 PM) zzzzzz:	den u leh?
(9:46 PM) zzzzzz:	nevr go skul?
(9:46 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	eh
(9:46 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	how u knoe
(9:46 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	walao don scare me leh
(9:46 PM) zzzzzz:	i got put small cameras in ur house
(9:46 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	*look ard for hidden cam*
(9:46 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	WALAO
(9:46 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	u even noe wad im tinkin
(9:46 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	eh serious u scarin me
(9:46 PM) zzzzzz:	*insert serious face*
(9:46 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	WAH
(9:46 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	u even noe i tokin seriously
(9:46 PM) zzzzzz:	lol!

da cameras and serious part was like 1 sec difference on when we press enter, YEAH its amusingly coinceidental.. and it freaks me out, here's another coinceidence i realised.

(10:08 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	ur disp name is zzz
(10:08 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	mine 2nd disp name is "waking up is hard to do so"

and finally

(10:18 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	none can be truly relaxed without nescafe
(10:18 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	*throws nescafe cappucino packet*
(10:18 PM) zzzzzz:	gimme one now
(10:18 PM) zzzzzz:	haha
(10:18 PM) Nescaf3 / Stormt:	again, telepath

bout me throw nescafe n ayam's gimme one now, we're like pressed enter at the same time..

man i hv to admit, i got freaked out a little.. haha im both laughin and tinkin hard wen those things happen.. my goodness dis ayam, can bcome street magician liao..

so yeah tats all da interesting parts.. aniwae my dad n sis went down to feed the kitten u've previously read on my previous posts in the previous days wen i previously blogged bout my previous life regarding things tat happened previously.. so its previously previoused.

mom said tat kitten had a white patch down da tummy area, which fits da description ayam gave to me regardin her lost cat.. hmm im gonna find out more bout this.

I saw a live demonstration of "The Force" tonight at msn,
Lan Kenobi

My unintentional Achievement

YAY!

i got a letter from ITE, turn out to be a bursary form..HURRAY.. anyway this is my freakin first time gettin one and im so excited bout.. and my god its worth a good $400, haha yeah show me the money man.. anw i need to fill in this form and register den can get my 400 bux.

so what to do with the money? im givin 150 bux to my mom, 100 for da money i borrowed fr her even thou she told me nt to pay back, and another 50 for whatever she wan to buy.. after all shes da one been givin me pocket money.. so.. yeah.

but the other 250.. hmm..i've been plannin to buy clothes, new bag and footwear, but not sure what and where.. if i stil gt plenty more den i might consider upgradin my hp.. its a good 4 years now livin with this N7610.. heh.. oh and i might consider to blanja my frens...a paddle pop.. HAHA =D

okay enough bout bursary

so ytd went to sch, exchange my "Call of Duty 2" with Leon's "Battle for Middle-Earth 2" pc game.. coinceidentally both oso PC-DVD.. so ah den afta tat went from YarKaCang class to Damien/Demon's class.. bladi hell..he doin tat interview what we doing thingy, den my grp had to wait for like 2 hours den he sae he interview us next week.. walllaooooo *insert poems of vulgarities here*

so ah went home and tried out leon's BFME2, quite fun ah.. but abit disappointed they combine Rohan and Gondor into one faction named Men of the West.. other than that, quite fun ah da game.. i only completed da first mission, haha.. spent alot of time on tutorial cus got a few new stuff added then on BFME 1.. oh and btw..

GONDOR FTW!

tats all for ytd..oh TODAY, i now waitin to go to sch.. haha.. sch starts at 3, most prolly end at 5 plus.. ya quite a short lesson, actually todae got sports and wellness at 2 but kena cancelled.. and now im eatin the donno wad cereal.. not that nice.. and ytd i bought this "blueberry morning" oso not tat nice.. haiya must quit tryin new stuffs la dey.

umm kay la i wan to get rdy for sch, eh btw i oso downloaded "Augustana" songs, wanna try listenin to them uh..

Who wants to be a $400 Bursary-naire?,
Lanneh

I did it! I completed it! Wohhooo!

HURRAYYY!

I've completed Final Fantasy XII after like 2 months of playing, haha yeah I know it's long, cus i hv been enjoying it rather then charging towards the end of story.. now lemme tell ya hw great dis game is.. it scored 9.4/10 on ign.com, heh. Like all final fantasy games, this has never made me regret my time playin it..

Good storyline, good game mechanics, good music, and of course COOL characters.. Balthier especially, he's my fav. my comments bout dis game is endless, so to keep it short: PLAY IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL NOW.. MAN DA ENDING CINEMATICS IS VERY NICE!!! almost like a movie, whoopieeee!!

*continues smiling and giggling as the credits runs at my tv screen*

BACK to reality now..erm yeah singapore won ASEAN cup, grats to them.. bfore this match one of da thai fan mentioned tat Singapore is made up of almost half of da squad are foreigners.. or probably non-pure singaporeans.. it's a little shame we have to resort to foreign talents, i have to agree with the thais on this one..

But anyway, the match was good. thai has many chances, they play a good game, but singapore is pretty good too to have make their seldom opportunities into a goal.. Thai goal is beautifully crafted I must say, Singapore's goal is a one man show, and it was a freakin good strike fr tat yellow boot guy.. damn i fgt his name, ah hell lets just call him PCK.

btw evss ppl, did u realise tat referee somehow looks like the security guard in ur sch? da botak one? strong resemblance IMO. but nevertheless, Final Score: Singapore 3-2 Thailand..

enough of TV, lets get back to my exciting story about LIFE.

so bout 8pm just nw, i heard kitten meowin near my house, saw a black kitten through my window and immediately went down to check it out.. a fren of mine lost a small black cat so tat pushes me to check it out.

dis kitten, keep runnin away from me.. ders a big cat coming to check it out too, but i tried to fend it off.. den tat kitten keep runnin away fr me tat i gave up and went back home.. den afta da football match finish, i went down again.. it was still there, i called for back up wiv my phone..

Dad and Sis came down, fully armed and operational.

Dad carries cigarette, Sis carries cat carrier and cat food, with a shoe box as i requested.. (btw da kitten is still meowing even now). so we implied our strategy, da kitten is in da drain.. so i blocked the east entrance, with shoe box stucked at drain to decrease the chance of da kitten passin through.. my dad tried to pull it over with cat food, and sis: supervise.

we tried different methods, da kitten will den jump out of the drain, run around making us chase em, den ended up in da drain again.. it was like a full 20 minutes chase.. BUT in the end, tat kitten went in one of da holes in tat drain.. oh btw is da small2 drain la, not those bangla go inside skydiving tat one.

so we gave up.

its reali is painful for me not to go down and get tat kitten.. painful just sitting here n hear its cry.. but, not much can be done.. and i don tink tats my fren's cat..

so yeah basically tats all, erm.. todae quite borin la actuali.. oh and i gotta sleep now man, tmr sch at 9.. sheesh i hate morning lessons.. end at 5 sumore.. oh and tmr i can finally wear my new watch to school.. yippie ka yayy


Looking forward to play Final Fantasy X and X-2,
Lanch Von Rosenburg

Ballack's not overrated, he's not a german best midfielder for no reason.

today so tiring haiyo..

woke up quite late, class start at 11am but i woke up 11am.. haha cool man, in e end i reached sch bout 12 + for mark lee lesson, networking thingy. did sum practicals for those network wires, crossover bla bla bla.. den bout 3 plus teacher released us liao, actually cls ends at 5, heh..

so met naz n reza at bugis since i wan to buy new wrist-watch, my current one da thing come out ah, lazy wan to paste back so bought new one, cheap2 one la of cs, BUGIS mah..den afta tat we go LJS, I ATE GARDEN SALAD! not such a big deal, i tink im gettin used to veggies already.. hurray for me, =D

den afta tat i went home awhile change to my sportswear and we go play football at dome, tampines there.. played like from 5pm to 10pm seh.. this is my first time my leg super tired tat it even started vibrating, not shivering but vibrating.. fuyoo..and its quite painful too.. even now i keep twitchin my eye whenever i tink bout my leg.. AH PAIN!

erm kay ah tats all, just finished eatin nasi goreng kampong my dad bought.. WITH VEGGIES.

Can I gey you, Michael Ballack?,
Lan

And we leave it all, leave it all behind.

Long time no see.

Beein sick these days, even nw I havin quite of a bad fever.. haiseh mami. k for da highlights:

ytd i didnt went to sch, financial problems runs in my family nw.. yea i hope dis new month will b better.. aniwae in da aftanoon me n my mates meet up to go national stadium watch singapore vs thailand first leg match.. we were late, and me naz n frez was like running all da way fr dis bridge to da national stadium.. im annoyed cus i already told em i got ashtma n coughin bad yet they still run n expect me to follow up.. no choice but to run.. not naz fault since he oso remind frez nt to run but he still do.. so..ya, annoying.

we met reza, mat, nur and their frens den go in together.. but inside we got separated, so again is me naz n frez sit together, da others donno go wer. wen we reached is already singapore 1-0 thailand, early goal by alam shah as reza said. its my first time watchin it LIVE at a stadium, so yeah im quite excited

first half is okok ah, thailand play diving, singapore also play diving.. i know im a supporter of singapore and all, but i owaes keep an open mind to both teams..

den 2nd half, thailand scored an equaliser, they deserve it since they played obviously better den singapore disregarding the diving.. den like 37 mins of 2nd half, singapore was awarded a penalty. insult me all u want but i don tink sg deserve da penalty.. tat foul by thailand in da penalty area is either a sg diving, or it happened too frequently especially in EPL and ref disregard it. da thai players n coaches argued wiv da ref n hw da penalty shouldnt be awarded.. well no use..

FINAL SCORE: SINGAPORE 2-1 THAILAND

so umm den wen goin home, reza suggest we go walk geylang lorong 18.. haha yeah da hot spot for prostitutes.. he like daring us all and by luck im oso quite curious hw da place is like, so we went to pass by.. MY GOD ITS WORSE DEN I HAD IMAGINED..walao shock me man wen i saw da number of pros there.. so many, can bcome one battalion seh.. Band of Prostitutes. anyway den got one part damn funneh. gt a pair of indon or thai pros, went to frez n almost touched his flamingo, but frez like shocked and scared den quickly dodged n walked off fast. we all like laughin, tat pros oso laughin.. funny like hell

so ya la, its quite scary nw tat i tink of it.

we take bus hom, i slp, tomorrow came.

went to sch todae, abit late ah.. erm for CPG (Computer Graphics), we designed a 3D airplane, interestin n quite fun.. i can work for George Lucas liao, haha kidding. aniwae afta tat actuali got DMT, but cher nv came den our CA came to mark attendance den go home liao.. oh and i feel really bad, so feverish.. got home liao surf net awhile den slp, wake up bout 10 to watch prison break last episode..

so basically tats all da highlights, oh ya pics for da football match will b posted next. STAY TUNED!

When is my hair gonna be long again?,
Lan